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08 Oct 2006, 11:27 pm

Dang!! I even tried to bribe you with my GF...What does one have to do to get in???


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08 Oct 2006, 11:30 pm

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A doctor then walked in and said the to General, Air Gown, Mate.


I don't get it.

And Scrapheap, the Club seems to be a bit crotchety today. Perhaps you should try again tomorrow.



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08 Oct 2006, 11:31 pm

Scrapheap wrote:
Dang!! I even tried to bribe you with my GF...What does one have to do to get in???

You forget, Werbert lost his genitals in a shaving accident, so he has no use for your GF. A bottle of John Daniels may help.


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08 Oct 2006, 11:34 pm

Air Gown = shortened and accented "How are you going?"


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08 Oct 2006, 11:36 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:
Air Gown = shortened and accented "How are you going?"


I would never have figured that out.



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08 Oct 2006, 11:43 pm

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Air Gown = shortened and accented "How are you going?"


Like the East Coast: jeet jet?? (did you eat yet?)


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08 Oct 2006, 11:46 pm

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Like the East Coast: jeet jet?? (did you eat yet?)


I have never heard this, except when watching Jeff Foxworthy.



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08 Oct 2006, 11:47 pm

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Next, I'd like to amuse the crowd with a joke: A British general was visiting an Australian military hospital. He wanted to raise the spirits of the men in the room, so he said, "You men didn't come here to die, did you?" A wounded soldier looks up and says, "No, most of us arrived yesterday."


A doctor then walked in and said the to General, Air Gown, Mate.


Got it within a few seconds, by pronouncing the Strine...


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09 Oct 2006, 12:28 am

Well, that concludes this meeting of the KSC. Will you all please rise for the singing of the club anthem?

Ahem...I'm lying alone, with my head on the phone, thinking of you til it hurts. I know you hurt, too, but what else can we do? Tormented and torn apart. I wish I could carry your smile in my heart, for times when my life feels so low. It could make me believe what tomorrow might bring, when today doesn't really know.

The Club: I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you. I know you were right, believing for so long. I'm all out of love, what am I without you? It can't be too late, to say that I was so wrong....



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09 Oct 2006, 12:31 am

Scrapheap wrote:
Dang!! I even tried to bribe you with my GF...

That's right, just use your GF then throw her on the scrapheap :lol:

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The Club: I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you. I know you were right, believing for so long. I'm all out of love, what am I without you? It can't be too late, to say that I was so wrong....

Forget my membership application. I don't want to be associated with people that sing Air Supply songs. :twisted:


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09 Oct 2006, 12:40 am

Memo

From: Werbert, President of the Kentfordfurthingshireham Social Club
To: Werbert, Chairman of the Membership Committee, Kentfordfurthingshireham Social Club
Re: BazzaMcKenzie's application

Hey, Werbie, do you think you can dig Bazza's application out of the trash so we can throw it away?

Thanks
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09 Oct 2006, 5:33 am

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09 Oct 2006, 6:19 am

All of you condimental agnostics will perish under the ultimate rapture of his Garlic-y greatness.


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09 Oct 2006, 6:25 am

Garlorothic's hair is made of Garlic. He's the only one who can defeat the one with Mustard hair.


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09 Oct 2006, 6:26 am

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All of you condimental agnostics will perish under the ultimate rapture of his Garlic-y greatness.


Futue te ipsum, amice.


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09 Oct 2006, 6:26 am

Am i correct in thinking that this 'social' club is simply a ruse to ressurect the Mustard Faith? In which case i suggest we send our SOLDIERs against him immediately.


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