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Solution: Reclassify yourself as a hedgehog and hibernate for part of the year. That way he won't be able to tease you all of the time.

Problem: I can't stop eating chocolate biscuits.

Solutions: come to the US and eat chocolate cookies instead.

Problem: Kraftiekortie has not provided me with a problem to solve.

Solution: Good for you. Now you don't have to solve his problems.

Problem: I'm too lazy to do anything interesting today ('tis Sunday here).

Solution : Just enjoy! Being lazy is not disability but ability to separate you from doing what you don't want to do.
Problem : My fan makes me feel colder and colder but I'm too lazy to push the stop button.

Solution: Take a sip of water and spit it across the room with enough force to hit the electrical socket.

Problem: I don't have anything to do besides more homework.

Solution - Come to my house and cook some dishes.

Problem - My brother smells so bad.

Solution: Take him for a day out at the beach or swimming pool. That should clean him up a bit.

Problem: Peter Piper can't find the peck of pickled peppers that he picked.

Solution – Let him play the bagpipe and screw the pickled peppers!

Problem – Particularly pesky pictures pensively populate pending-problem placeholders.

Solution: Move the entire sentence to the following thread, where it will probably feel more at home....viewtopic.php?t=287458.

Problem: It's almost 1 am here, and I need to find enough things to do to occupy my mind till bedtime (which will be around 11 am).

Solution: Easy, that's what's called "self-time" and a bottle of baby oil is all you need.

Problem: This thread still won't leave my "threads you've posted in" list and it's about to give me a meltdown.

Solution : First just embrace the fact, and then a cup of chili pepper juice mixed with meltdown chocolate ice-cream will work for your symptom.

Problem : I can't think any problems now, what to do?

Solution – Like mathematicians do: set your house ablaze and you’ve reduced your problem to what you’d do if your house were burning.

Problem – I really don’t know whether the place closest to being something I have a right to call home is burning or not right now.

Set it on fire, that way you'll be sure.

I can't tell if this site is the right planet or the wrong planet.

Solution: Dr. Eustace Brainstorm PhD, MPsych (aka 'Useless Eustace') comments: "That's because you're an Aspie. No further action required. That will be $3500, please".


Problem: Should I feel sorry for Jeremy Corbyn? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politic ... -PMQs.html

Solution: Do as we Europeans do. Pretend never heard of him.

Problem: In this post-communism era, Europe is on a steep downhill. Should we revive the Marseillaise?