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17 Aug 2015, 8:47 pm

Cowboys are insular--they never lose sight of the intragalactic nature of their horses; their manes match, spiritually, their horses' manes.



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18 Aug 2015, 4:14 am

The mane of the Spanish porcupine matched his psychedelic rose, although on Tuesdays it contended with a cacophony of geese for superiority.



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18 Aug 2015, 4:32 am

The way that porcupines walk along the edge of Sunday contends Sunday need to be walked by porcupines.


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18 Aug 2015, 5:59 am

The edge of the populated watermelons installed on the nuisance will walk to the fully sacrificed teriyaki chicken.



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18 Aug 2015, 9:44 am

You feel the Aztecs invented teriyaki; then you criticize them for their sacrificial totem-pole erections.



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18 Aug 2015, 1:09 pm

I criticized him for replacing rubber chicken with teriyaki chicken.


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18 Aug 2015, 2:13 pm

Rubberized chickens bring air to my belly; belching, I exude Lavender Lilacs, despite what the stereotypes say about digestive scents.



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18 Aug 2015, 5:32 pm

"Lilacs", said the one-time chief of the hysterectomies, "are the farty remains of the day".



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18 Aug 2015, 5:33 pm

Lilacs take offense to your cacophonous, gaseous rages!



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18 Aug 2015, 5:42 pm

Raging accoutrements take to the skies, healing vegetables for reasons untold.



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18 Aug 2015, 5:44 pm

Fruits rise to attention, extolling the Veggie Virtues of Virgins.