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03 Jul 2024, 11:54 am

Put it in a bowl of flour and wait till it farts

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03 Jul 2024, 2:10 pm

But then, it fell off the wardrobe.

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03 Jul 2024, 3:42 pm

i think i just beat the $#!+ out of a ghost!

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05 Jul 2024, 8:40 pm

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05 Jul 2024, 9:03 pm

The Chicken

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05 Jul 2024, 10:13 pm

... "but this IS "the other place!!"

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07 Jul 2024, 6:55 am

". . . then I think I just ran over a nun!"

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