Make an extremely dark joke.

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Q: What do you call a thousand MAGA Trump worshipers that are all chained at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.

TW: Slightly descriptive about death.

^^ The variant I had read was lawyers. But I realized I could use any currently acceptable target people in the place of lawyers.

Dashing Douglas, the daredevil, was a sensation for his high dive act.
He would run and leap far off the ledge of a 240 foot high cliff, and plunge deep into the river below. When he resurfaced, the audience would cheer!
He made 348 successful jumps, and one unsuccessful jump.
That's all it takes.
The audience stood in stunned silence. A lone voice called out, "Hey! Let's go see that new damn they built upstream!"

Hitler walks by a gas tank.

Jew - What's your name

Hitler - Adolf Hitler

Jew - Step into this shower and I'll show you a good time

Hitler steps into the "Shower" thinking he was going to clean up.

The Jew presses the button and all the camps are liberated even though it's only 1942.

Someone said to me, "You look tired. Are you tired?"
I answered, "Carrying the weight of the world's stupidity does get exhausting occasionally."

Grandad, what's a dark joke?
You see that kid over there with no arms? Go ask him to play ball.
But grandad, I'm blind.
Exactly...

Shooters in the USA:

If they're Hispanic: BUILD THE WALL!!

If they're Arabic: BAN ALL MUSLIMS!!

If they're black: BLM ARE TERRORISTS!!

If they're white: We need to ask ourselves how we as a society are failing these poor, troubled young men. What kind of movies, music and video games are we making?

A group of young protestors led by Greta Thunberg stand outside the White House holding signs and yelling at Donald Trump

"FREE PALESTINE!! !"

Donald Trump grins and shouts "I'll accept it!"

He then phones up Benjamin Netanyahu and says "Hello, Bibi? I have something Israel wants! But it's going to cost you... That's right, ALL the bagels!"

My therapist told me I should get out of my comfort zone by doing two things I dislike each day.

I told her I already do two things I hate every day - getting up, and going to bed!

When I die, I wish to be cremated.

It'll be my last chance to have a smoking hot body.

Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.

My other personality ran away to England and it doesn't bother me anymore.