Interrogate the hell out of the person above you!! !

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what kind of interrogation was that?!
where'd you put those sacks of potatoes!?
what's my middle name!
where do aye ayes originate from?
how many fingers am i holding up!?
what do you have against bagles being eating in cities that start with the letter c?!
what smells like toast?
well? WELL?!

Surprisingly fierce, actually. Especially when I mention that if you don't shut up I'll make you into a custard cream.



Sacks of potatoes? Where? Where? Oh, yes, that's where they are.



Harpy.



The mouths of your parents when they suspect you of doing something you shouldn't.



Er... twenty-three.



Don't start on me about bagels. I have never understood the point of them, even though I've never had one. They look pointless.



Crumpets?



Yes, thanks.

why dou you agree with everyone? why does toast somtimes have butter on it? why do I know the meaning of life?

what are you smiling about?
why do you keep looking in that bag?
and what's that squeeky noise?
how many licks does it take to get to the center tootsie pop if it's being lick every 11 seconds on a constant all the way the around the pop movement by a twenty year old man weighing 190 pounds?
are hippos secretly grimlins in disguise?
did you take the last cookie?
where'd that entire 10 pound bag of mayonaisse go?

This tiny figure gazing up at the stars: 'it' wouldn't be awaiting something from them, would it?

Say, perhaps — an alien invasion force????

Are you an extraterrestrial spy???

Why did you sit through the movie version of "My Favorite Martian" two dozen times despite the fact that it was so awful?

Why does that reindeer Christmas decoration on your front lawn have seven legs???

Ve have vays of making you talk!

a texan who replaces his W's with V's???! !!
that's it...bring me the feather!

Why aren't you as random as spacecase?????

Tell me now!

You BETTER tell me why!! !

IF YOU DON"T TELL ME WHY I'LL DROP NAPALM ON YOUR ARSE!! !! !

Who farted? I'm only asking. No, I'm done with pissing about.

(reaches over, your face right in front of mine)

TELL ME WHO FFFFFAAAARRRRTTTTEEEDDDD NOW!! !! !! !! !! !! !!

...You did

NOW TELL ME WHY!?!

I'd like to pop you, in order to see how grey your hellium really is.

What is ear wax made out of?

And why do they call it wax when you can't make a candle out of it?

Yes, I know that Shrek made a candle out of HIS earwax but that doesn't count because he's an imaginary character.

And why do they call it wax when you can't use it to shine up your wooden floors?

I really really need to know the answer to my question or I just won't be able to sleep, ever.

what color is my hair when it's sunny out?
do mice like to dye their hair orange or purple?
are you groovy enough for the groovinator?
where'd my pen go?
did you eat my pen?
do you enjoy eating pens?
you sicko!
you pen eater!
it was just an innocent pen that never done any harm ta ya!
you pushed humpty dumpty off that wall didn't you?!
why'd ya do it!?
did you owe him some money?! was it a bet? well? answer me!!
and take your finger out of your nose!

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*SUPRISE FISH SLAP* TELL ME WHERE YOU HID MY SHOES, I STILL HAVENT HAD AN ANSWER!! !

They're on your feet.

I love you, you love me

We're a happy family

With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me too

repeat x1000

I'n not gonna stop this until you tell me WHERE MY CHOCOLATE CAKE IS!! !! !!

that's ok, go on ...



why are all these interesting questions fleeing ?
what have i done?
am i too boring?
ok tell me , i can have it !

*lemon looks anxiously but makes herself strong, chest ahead, chin in the air, no it's no teeth clappering you hear*