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alot of men seem to believe that beautiful women dont fart or something

Farts are embarrassing, probably because of how society sees farts as humour and how most cultures believe it's socially unacceptable to fart in public.

I think my fear of farting in front of people stems back to when I was 11, one time in assembly at school. I didn't really fart much as a kid but for some reason I had so much gas built up that morning (I hadn't even eaten anything yet) that it was becoming too intense to hold in. I squeezed my butt cheeks together as much as I could, but the gas still started to leak out, and sitting on a plastic chair made it crackle out really loudly and it lasted a good few seconds. In fact it was so loud (and odourless, thankfully) that the other kids couldn't tell who it was coming from. The whole hall (auditorium) heard it and we're silently laughing and looking around to see if they could detect the culprit, but thankfully nobody suspected it came from my ass. The principal was standing at the front of the hall talking and she probably heard it but pretended not to.
But it was still embarrassing, and could have been worse if kids around me had known it was me and I probably wouldn't have heard the end of it. The thing is, it wasn't even like me to fart like that. That was probably the biggest fart I'd ever done in my whole life.

Porn is merely a caricature which depicts sex.

It's a "modern" thing.

No kid, even a generation ago, would have said such a thing.

Frankly, in reality, many of the young people today aren't exactly model material. Most are "average" looking just like most people are "average" looking.

Yes, Mr K, I think the 'reality' shows are also to blame, because everyone on them looks like models. I mean shows like Love Island, not the Bake Off. Kids think people 'should' look like models now. And anyone who doesn't is 'ugly.'

And also the amount of make up women wear now sets an unrealistic image. When I was young, it was a bit of eyeliner and lip gloss. Now it's a full face of foundation, eye shadow, mascara, blusher lipstick etc. Every day! Everyone is supposed to look perfect now days and anyone without full makeup is seen as 'ugly'.

As you say, most people are average looking. We always have been. It's just that these days the focus is on looking perfect and having the right image.

im glad people here are more relaxed about the fact that i break wind

i was afraid some guys might say like no way your too beautiful to fart!or something daft like that

sometimes i dont even mind having wind if im alone and not in too much discomfort i mean who cares if a bit of air keeps coming out every few minutes if your alone and not going out anywhere

i have wind now as we speak

anyone else with ibs here have smelly burps?
this can be embarrassing because my partner can smell my burps even when putting my hand over my mouth
this is quite embarrassing to discuss too

If you are able you might want to look into taking vitamin K2 mk7 along with magnesium. If it doesn’t cure you in week you could stop taking it. If you took it for two weeks and said it cured you I would believe it. As always consult a doctor before taking anything. I would also believe it if you took it and said it had no effect which is more likely.

This is the part where I start talking crazy about things I don’t know about. It might help you if you have elevated calcium levels in your blood. I really don’t know how it helps so what I just said is probably bogus. There is no literature that says it helps or doctors saying it helps. Some aliens told me it helps.

painful ibs since i had mexican fried food last night

went to bed 3 hours after i had eaten but had heaviness feeling in my stomach and felt like there was a huge bubble in my belly that wouldnt shift no matter how much i rubbed my stomach
kept wanting to belch all night

now today iv been having bubbly tummy and breaking wind.( pardon me).so glad i havent got work today and just staying indoors in my nightie

wearing bed clothes is so much comfortable when you have ibs

but not feeling too well with it today