Mental Images I Do Not Need or Want: A Game

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Make a list of 5-10 images in your head you do not want or need.
Then, the next person has to make a list more outlandish
than the previous person.

1.} My dog doing the Macarena

2.} The "leader" of the offertory basket people
at my church, which I am a member of, wearing a Speedo

3.} The previous pastor breakdancing in front of the altar

4.} My new History professor drinking too much coffee
during an interpretive class lecture

5.} Me jumping out a window and likely hurting myself

1. Bessie Busybody in revealing lingerie.
2. Barney Gumble in revealing lingerie.
3. Myself in revealing lingerie.
4. Jabba the Hutt's sextape
5. Barry Scott's soiled underwear that not even Cillit Bang could clean.

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I'm a writer, not a fighter and my pen is always loaded.

Magnús Scheving is my Icelandic rose

Breaking my manager's arm and throwing him out of the 8th floor window, then running him over with a car. Twice.

Damn thing just keeps coming back to me.

1. How I came into existence. Would anyone really want to think of that?

2. My grandmother in a bikini. Actually, anyone related to me in a bikini.

3. A guy, any guy, wearing a dress or a skirt. With makeup.

4. My tenth-grade English Honors teacher dancing to Lady Gaga songs.

5. My Latin teacher from ninth and tenth grade doing an Elvis impersonation.

1. Molly Ringwald nude. Not the HOT eighties version of her (which I would prefer to see), but the portly one who looks like she wants to eat me. ("Mmmm, aspie...")
2. My dad doing a striptease.
3. Godzilla masturbating outside of a strip club and filling the place up with his saurian semen.
4. You know Sanda and Gaira from War of the Gargantuas? Well, here's a new Internet sensation: 2Gargantuas1Cup.

1) Lord Blackadder showing his interesting collection of skin diseases
2) The Eiffel tower falling on my head
3) The sexual fantasies of Meat Loaf
4) Clint Eastwood taking a crap
5) My cousin's vomit after binge drinking

1.} Me doing covers of one-hit wonders in a high-pitched voice

2.} My sister doing covers of one-hit wonders in a high-pitched voice

3.} My mom doing covers of one-hit wonders in a high-pitched voice

4.} My Spanish professor doing an Elvis impersonation

5.} My sister walking in on me jerking off

6.} My mom walking in on me jerking off

7.} Me making out with my imaginary girlfriend

8.} Anyone who has stalked me coercing me in filming
a "Literal" music video

1 a man made out of cornflakes with strawberries for eyes
2 skin covered in big purple spots
3 my brother strangling my corpse
4 a cartoon worm smiling as he gets stabbed with a knife in the shape of a dollar sign
5 a woman with tongues for hair, and moretongues covering her hands and feet

Uggh...I just sat back, and that's what my imagination did to me...