I'll write out mine as a schedule. It's kind of PG-13, so bear with me. It's loosely based on the "perfect day for a woman / perfect day for man" jokes you find around the internet.
9:00am - Alarm
9:30am - Breakfast by the TV: scrambled eggs with Cheddar cheese, bacon, hash browns, English muffins, and coffee
10:00am - Veg out by sitting on the internet, get a confirmation e-mail from an escort agency
12:15pm - Work out at the gym, see a cute receptionist playing with her hair while talking to me
2:00pm - Meet a friend I haven't seen in a long time for lunch: a burger with Kobe beef, kettle-cooked potato chips, and two Coronas
3:00pm - Stop by a library to read a newspaper and check train schedules; find out that the Republican Party is disbanding
3:45pm - Come home, relax, get ready to see the escort I scheduled with
5:30pm - Go to the train station, catch a train to a hotel downtown
6:00pm - Meet the escort, have an hour of wild, mind-blowing sex; smoke a cigarette afterwards
7:30pm - Catch a train home; while waiting at the station, get a call from another friend inviting me to a party
8:00pm - Dinner: steamed lobster, jumbo shrimp, filet mignon, mashed potatoes, a shot of XO cognac, brownie for dessert, and hot tea
9:15pm - Smoke a cigarette, shower and get dressed to head out to the party
10:00pm - My friends pick me up
10:30pm - Arrive at the party, start mingling, get really drunk
12:45am - End up in a sloppy three-way makeout, while dancing with two girls at the same time; get their phone numbers
1:30am - Smoke a cigarette for the road, call for a taxi home
2:00am - Late-night snack by the TV: buffalo wings with blue cheese and celery, washed down with Coke
2:30am - Go to bed, fall asleep with a huge smile on my face