The "Can X cause autism" game

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This is a very simple game: We start by asking "can x cause autism?"
The next person should answer "yes" and asks a new question. Makes sense?
I'll go first:

Can whiskers cause autism?

Preliminary studies have drawn a correlation between facial hair and autism. (Actually, I'd expect there WOULD be a correlation.)

Can asking stupid questions cause autism?

Asking too many stupid questions stimulates the amygdala, leading to autism.

Can camping cause autism?

The following textth is a internal notation based on Empirical research conducted by Dr.camembert cha eaz.
''camping may be the cause of autism. It has been observed by the royal college of whohahey that in result of camping,the affect on the lower back of a Gestating female is often quite severe. furthur studies into this ,including a survey, have shown that females with back problems due camping while pregnant are more likely to have an autistic child than those who have back problems due to sitting inappropriately , leading to the conclusion that ''camping'' has this profound affect.''

survey was conducted with the help of several famales and several males.results were shown nine months after continued research .


question *** can autism be caused by excessively using public transport???

Recent studies have shown that autism can be caused by excessive use of public transit, using it more than 20 times a week. Pregnant women who use public transit a lot have three times the chance of having an autistic children, researchers are unsure of why this is yet.

Can daycare cause autism?

Yes, Autism can come from nature or nurture. Since daycares take care of children all day( they nurture them) then yes.

Can christmas trees cause autism? (random =)

Conversely, most aspies don't eat Xmas trees - so maybe THAT is the NT secret
We've been stimming while they've been stumping.


Can blonde hair cause autism?

In recent studies, blonde hair has been shown to increase risk of autism by 25%.

Can pizza cause autism?

Pizza with autistic anchovies may indeed be one of the main causes of autism.

Can death cause autism?

studies have shown that 75% of those who die share traits with those diagnosed with autism.

can using the internet cause autism.

An online survey found that over 99 percent of people who are on the autism spectrum are internet users, causing experts to point to the internet as a major cause of autism.

Can being photographed cause autism?

A study in a carefully controlled lab showed that 85% of people with autism ages 12-24 months have been photographed 100 times or more, compared to the 45% of children without autism.

Can music cause autism?

Listening to music composed by other people with autism reconfigures one's neurons and thus causes autism.

Can WrongPlanet cause autism?

Of course, I mean, look at the users here! Most of them ARE autistic! It is OBVIOUS that all they have in common is only this website, so it can be deduced that wrongplanet DOES cause autism.

Can Linux cause autism?

i dont know...i use windows...possibly though

can texting cause autism?

Sure, particularly if you send text messages to numbers that start with prime numbers.

Can howling at the moon cause autism?