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LePetitPrince
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23 Aug 2006, 4:48 pm

Ok , since you all girls said that you fully believe in inner beauty in the "inner beauty:myth" thread...then let s see how much honest you are about that:

A bunch of alien scientists trying to understand and to study the women behavior on earth so they kidnapped you and forced you to choose a 1 man from 4 men (human males) to live with in an empty earth-like planet .....
The aliens give you four options with descriptions :

1- A Dark,tall and handsome man , well built and super hot/sexy and he is not poor at all ...he can make a nice house for you (plasma TV , nice PC , small jakoozi ,pool...etc) older than you of few years
He s the one that most excite you sexually among all the other men in the first impression.....but he s so self-centered and dumb and egoiste and lacks in romance and in sense of humor, he s a bit brute sometimes so he likes to treat you as a female most of the time but not as a women.... and he likes to watch orgy porn movies while having sex with you.
his genes are perferct for ur future kids but his morals make him a very bad father and will have a bad influence on ur future kids and grand kids......


2-A short guy , even shorter ....maybe even seems m***et for you ,slim to average body-type that you even thought at first he s another shorty alien lol , aspie-like , healthy , a bit shy personality , ugly( like woody allen) plus he has bad teeth , he wears big glasses of 6 degrees Mypope , mature and same age .
He s poor in money so he can only afford a simple house with not much luxuries (CRT tv , shower bath , small rooms, poor food.....) ,but he s so gentleman ,caring , lovely ,with same intersts of you , extremly smart and deep and worship everything about you. He s a funny person too that able to crack you as hell. He s also a nerd that he still in the lab 3/4 of his time and he sped most of his money of equipment and PC parts .....he loves you but you feel that he loves his stuff a bit more.


3-A very fat ugly man (abt 150-170 kilo) older than you abt 10years , gentle , funny , caring and loves you for real .
He s very rich so he can afford you a Castle of louis 14-like's with robot servants ,cinema halls, pool for summer and winter....etc ! But he has a disease that prevents him to loose weight ....so he ll still the same super fat man...so the diet won't make any difference.
And oh ...he moves with wheels chair.

4- An attractive guy , handsome ,charming ,nice ,gentle and with nice body , he s not poor and he also share intersts with you as well but the alien told u that he has a semi-talisemia disease and since u have a talismic gene there s a probabilty of 25% that ur future kids will suffer of the talesmia disease.So some of the next generation of ur descendants will suffer from the disease for sure.


PS : refusing/suicide is not an option since the aliens can revive you.... so you are forced to live till age 99 with the chosen man.

PS2: killing the husband is not an option ....they ll make another clone for you in minutes.

PS3: refusing having sex with him is not an option ....the aliens will torture you ....

PS4: Posting any silly posts is not an option ....since the mods will delete them....



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23 Aug 2006, 10:40 pm

I'd go for number 2.


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23 Aug 2006, 11:11 pm

I choose the wheelchair guy with the robot slaves... any guy with robot slaves has GOT to be aspie and I'd rather have the aspie with the all-season pool than the aspie with no pool and bad food. Plus, I like older guys. :wink:



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23 Aug 2006, 11:20 pm

I see where this is going

Give us a bunch of superficial options to choose from, force us to choose (theoretically) and then accuse us of not choosing "inner beauty".

All your options have qualities I'd avoid.

And "nice" guys are not all they're cracked up to be.

Qualities I'd be looking for include being a good listener and having interesting things to say, able to reason logically, and express his feelings or opinions on any subject while still allowing me to have my own feelings and opinions. None of your choices show that.

The first guy wouldn't be sexually exciting because he's a boring egotistical brute. And most sexual excitement is in the mind. Some sexual excitement comes from pheromones - the scent of genetic compatibility - and you can't ever tell that from a written description.



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23 Aug 2006, 11:46 pm

Well, I'm just going to answer this bearing in mind that is just a little bit of 'fun'.

Obviously no 2 is the man for me, and if he was into music he would fit my fantasy male theme! :lol:


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24 Aug 2006, 12:30 am

wobbegong wrote:
I see where this is going

Give us a bunch of superficial options to choose from, force us to choose (theoretically) and then accuse us of not choosing "inner beauty".

All your options have qualities I'd avoid.

And "nice" guys are not all they're cracked up to be.

Qualities I'd be looking for include being a good listener and having interesting things to say, able to reason logically, and express his feelings or opinions on any subject while still allowing me to have my own feelings and opinions. None of your choices show that.

The first guy wouldn't be sexually exciting because he's a boring egotistical brute. And most sexual excitement is in the mind. Some sexual excitement comes from pheromones - the scent of genetic compatibility - and you can't ever tell that from a written description.


refusing is not an option
and when I say gentle and caring I mean that he 's good listner to u
And if you don't like the thread then don't post.



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24 Aug 2006, 2:52 am

wobbegong wrote:
Give us a bunch of superficial options to choose from, force us to choose (theoretically) and then accuse us of not choosing "inner beauty".

Oh come on! We have better plans than that!

What means if you pick each male:
1) don't care about inner beauty
2) "worship everything about you" = you need re-assurance
3) you don't mind obesity because you're obese
4) you don't care about your children

What it means for each male you don't pick:
1) you're a liar
2) don't care about inner beauty
3) don't care about inner beauty
4) you promote eugenics



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24 Aug 2006, 4:45 am

I don't choose potential mates based entirley on inner beauty.

Just cause I believe in it doesn't mean I live by dating people like that.. I mean, I would only want friends with great inner beauty, but for a boyfriend you have to be sexually attracted to them..



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24 Aug 2006, 7:10 am

^^ true ....but what would you chose if this really happened to you??



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24 Aug 2006, 9:18 am

Hey, I'm not obese!



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24 Aug 2006, 6:59 pm

I agree with wobbegong, all options have qualities that i'd avoid, i'd rather be single than unhappy.



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24 Aug 2006, 8:10 pm

Which one's the best dancer?



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25 Aug 2006, 12:28 am

^^ u can teach them all except the wheels chair man .



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25 Aug 2006, 12:29 am

Thank goodness it's all hypothetical, well they all sound good to me!! LMAO

I suppose two or four would be alright, but then number one must be number one for a reason, I choose number one LOL :wink:


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25 Aug 2006, 10:29 pm

Well the obvious choice is of course number 2. But you’ve made it way to easy to chouse the right guy in this scenario. And what’s more you’ve obviously modeled this guy after what you would like to think of as yourself. So the question I have for you is, why did you make this little game? Are you trying to dupe unsuspecting females into saying that they would like a guy like you?



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25 Aug 2006, 11:12 pm

Cherokee wrote:
Well the obvious choice is of course number 2. But you’ve made it way to easy to chouse the right guy in this scenario. And what’s more you’ve obviously modeled this guy after what you would like to think of as yourself. So the question I have for you is, why did you make this little game? Are you trying to dupe unsuspecting females into saying that they would like a guy like you?


The truth is petit prince is just frustrated that he has more difficulty with the opposite sex then others. But instead of sucking it up and improving himself he's venting here.