Obituary for Pop N. Fresh

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I saw this in Reader's Digest and I just had to share it with you:
Pillsbury spokesperson Pop N. Fresh died yesterday, at 71. In attendance at the funeral were Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his career was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.
Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Wahahahahahahahahaha!

This sounds half-baked to me.
Man, I need to work on those puns. This one was lame.

Oh man. (j/k)