The duck flies at midnight.

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Well... I didn't feel like doing the typical "hello." thread.

Oh.... and I had bought some cookies and milk to share, but a troll jumped me. Luckliy I managed to fend them off by flinging the cookies and milk off a tall cliff at which point the troll followed.

I'd state that I was new, but that would be like going out in the artic and stating "gee golly its cold." I wouldn't be making a thread unless I was new. I think.... The site seems familiar and I may have been a member some time ago.

I suppose I should divulge a couple of facts about myself and Asperser’s.

I was diagnosed when I was 17. Till then I'd never heard of the term. I'd ramble on more facts about myself that you people likley don't give a crap about.. but I'll spare you.

I.. err well... just ask me anything else you'd like to know.

Hi welcome!

well, what are your interests?

Do you have any pets?

And just out of curiousity: what kind of duck? And why does it fly at midnight?

I like reading, role-playing, and baseball. My err.. obession" is the Braves and Chipper Jones

As far as pets go...

2 dogs
3 cats
3 horses
6 chickens
1 rooster
2 white ducks
3 mallard ducks
3 gineas (type of bird)
1 pet bird
1 turkey


and I got the saying from a show.. Full House I think.

any donkeys?

Sadly none. Our neighbers do however. You can hear him trough-out the day.

The cagèd whale knows nothing of the mighty deeps.

How bad is you Aspergers? Mild, moderate, or severe?

Moderate, or well mild-moderate.


I mean I can make myself "normal "so to speak when I don't see people that often. Such as going out to eat, to the movies, shopping/etc. I can do those things and mesh with society on a small basis, but when it comes to the day to day grind.. I can't function well.

I can't drive and I'm 21. I have a near phobia of getting behind the wheel.(I doubt that has anything to do with aspergers though)

I still have mental/emotional break downs at times when i get stressed and I have a hard time controlling myself.

Interacting and living on my own is out of the question. I mean it's not that I couldn't stay alone... as far as keeping the house clean/etc and looking after myself... it's just evreything else that goes along with it.

It's kind of the same way with work. I could do the job it self. Things like stocking shelf/etc, but it's the whole thing about the way you obtain a job and such.


Am I making sense?

Um, the fat man walks alone?

Welcome, Milady!

If he walks on thin ice.

The full moon knows not of cheese sandwichs.

(talking like Cheese) I like ducks!

*Cheese is the guy in my icon, from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends*

Welcome to WrongPlanet, Milady_Firearms! And the pheasant has no agenda... (And violet_yoshi, it's great to see that you like Cheese too!)

A rabbit who climbs a tree is no longer a rabbit...


Welcome!!


Alot of aspies hate to drive(I didnt get my license until I was 30 and drive as little as possible...major panic attacks)Has something to do with being able to "see" bloody car wrecks and information overload,especially at intersections,and difficulty judging distance....should I merge now?....I am more suprised to hear that some aspies like to drive....whaaaaat???

Does he become a cabbit?


Cat + rabbit....

I saw the topic about driving last night.

I've already felt better because of this site, I've seen a lot of my "problems" being expirenced by others here and it makes me feel better. Glad I found it and you people.

Are you sure? A kangaroo that does is still a kangaroo.
(Until evolution does a bit more work, anyway)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree-kangaroo




I was 30 too.
Below average coordination, difficulty with multi-tasking, and too much imagination all fed into the difficulty. But I managed it. just at my third attempt, and am now reasonably happy driving.
(I read and plan the road ahead further than most and, when things get busy, give myself a running commentary to aid focus.)