Kraichgauer wrote:
Years ago, I and some friends were gathered in the basement rec room of my future best man to watch a movie when we became the unsuspecting recipients of pepper spray. Another friend had taken to carrying a canister of pepper spray on him because his place of business had been robbed by a disgruntled former employee, and who had killed two other workers there not long before. What exactly ended up happening is a matter of differing opinion, with my future best man and my other friend accusing one another of ever so slightly pressing the button on the pepper spray canister to demonstrate how it worked. Basically, I was at the time paying attention to the movie, when all of a sudden, the whole basement was filled with pepper spray. And this was just a teeny little push on the button of a canister you could buy at the store - it was hardly one of those heavy duty things the cops use. Well, all my friends and I ended up running out of the house into the night air, as that stuff was burning our eyes and in our throats! We had no choice but to call it a night after that; and for the next hour or so, I was still feeling the effects of that one little puff of pepper spray.
If that bleach bottle blonde thinks that pepper spray is so harmless, then I dare her to take a blast in the face. I friggin' double dare her!
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
You can dilute Maalox with water and put it in your mouth and eyes to neutralize it, or so I have read. Along with tear gas
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