Petition for a Fox Noise personality to consume pepper spray

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23 Nov 2011, 11:34 pm

I think both the petition and you are way out of line, she may be uninformed as to what it actually is, but that does not mean she should get a face full of it for no reason.



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24 Nov 2011, 12:04 am

Inuyasha wrote:
I think both the petition and you are way out of line, she may be uninformed as to what it actually is, but that does not mean she should get a face full of it for no reason.


The reason why she should get it full in the face is because she advocates it's use from a position of influence.

Cops should also be required to take a full shot of it in the face before they are allowed to carry it. In fact where i come from that was the training requirement when it was first introduced.



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24 Nov 2011, 12:48 am

As is clearly stated by the petition written on the link :

"To back up your claim that pepper spray is a food product, please consume as much of it as was sprayed on each protestor's face, in one sitting, on camera at Fox News. You may mix the spray with one serving of food or drink, as I am not a sadist. Then, please relate the effects to your audience."

Now please, Inuyasha darlin', point to us tricksy liberals where does it imply receiving the pepper in the face, will you?

P.S: I signed, btw. As I truely think that conditionning (in the same way learning not to touch something that's heated) is a useful trait for learning and improving.



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24 Nov 2011, 5:59 am

It's a genetic thing.

Maybe google 'Nabhan "Why some like it hot" Coughing' might give a simple answer.

Such as: http://www.loe.org/shows/segments.html? ... egmentID=4

Ted Bundy's "Look at all the people I didn't murder!" is still not a good defense strategy, though it is still working for many police/sheriff departments in the U.S.A.

According to Satan, water-boarding is pleasant and leads to better performance, but fundamentalists just want the action without recognizing their own hypocrisy with de Sade.

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24 Nov 2011, 6:12 am

Mmmmm, pepper spray. It does work great for spicing up a really big pot of chili when you just want to add heat but not flavor, don't ask why I know that. I made my own as a child by diluting a product called Dave's Insanity Sauce in water and loading it into a mini super soaker; I was not allowed to have watergun fights with my stepbrother after that little incident...


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24 Nov 2011, 8:51 am

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201111210021?frontpage

Pepper spray is just a harmless food product.

Conservative commentator Stephen Colbert took a face full of pepper spray during his show

http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episo ... s-matthews

(it is during the second segment)

Why shouldn't the Fox Noise hag do the same? I'm sure that it would help Fox's ratings, as happened for Stephen Colbert's show.



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24 Nov 2011, 11:46 am

At the risk of sounding sexist, because I read that it actually gives off a real burning sensation on the skin, and we know based on the amount of cosmetic publicities on most networks, that women care about their skin, don't they? <.<



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24 Nov 2011, 5:52 pm

Years ago, I and some friends were gathered in the basement rec room of my future best man to watch a movie when we became the unsuspecting recipients of pepper spray. Another friend had taken to carrying a canister of pepper spray on him because his place of business had been robbed by a disgruntled former employee, and who had killed two other workers there not long before. What exactly ended up happening is a matter of differing opinion, with my future best man and my other friend accusing one another of ever so slightly pressing the button on the pepper spray canister to demonstrate how it worked. Basically, I was at the time paying attention to the movie, when all of a sudden, the whole basement was filled with pepper spray. And this was just a teeny little push on the button of a canister you could buy at the store - it was hardly one of those heavy duty things the cops use. Well, all my friends and I ended up running out of the house into the night air, as that stuff was burning our eyes and in our throats! We had no choice but to call it a night after that; and for the next hour or so, I was still feeling the effects of that one little puff of pepper spray.
If that bleach bottle blonde thinks that pepper spray is so harmless, then I dare her to take a blast in the face. I friggin' double dare her!

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24 Nov 2011, 7:38 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
Years ago, I and some friends were gathered in the basement rec room of my future best man to watch a movie when we became the unsuspecting recipients of pepper spray. Another friend had taken to carrying a canister of pepper spray on him because his place of business had been robbed by a disgruntled former employee, and who had killed two other workers there not long before. What exactly ended up happening is a matter of differing opinion, with my future best man and my other friend accusing one another of ever so slightly pressing the button on the pepper spray canister to demonstrate how it worked. Basically, I was at the time paying attention to the movie, when all of a sudden, the whole basement was filled with pepper spray. And this was just a teeny little push on the button of a canister you could buy at the store - it was hardly one of those heavy duty things the cops use. Well, all my friends and I ended up running out of the house into the night air, as that stuff was burning our eyes and in our throats! We had no choice but to call it a night after that; and for the next hour or so, I was still feeling the effects of that one little puff of pepper spray.
If that bleach bottle blonde thinks that pepper spray is so harmless, then I dare her to take a blast in the face. I friggin' double dare her!

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer


You can dilute Maalox with water and put it in your mouth and eyes to neutralize it, or so I have read. Along with tear gas


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24 Nov 2011, 8:07 pm

Inuyasha wrote:
I think both the petition and you are way out of line,
She was out of line when advocating abuse against protesters because it is basically a food product.

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she may be uninformed as to what it actually is, but that does not mean she should get a face full of it for no reason.

That's exactly the point. If she was just misinformed then she should just admit it, apologize publicly and then she wouldn't have to do this. In fact, she does not have to do this either way, it is a petition, a form of neo-journalism that merely sends a message, and the message in this case is that she is utter wrong.


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24 Nov 2011, 8:14 pm

Vigilans wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
Years ago, I and some friends were gathered in the basement rec room of my future best man to watch a movie when we became the unsuspecting recipients of pepper spray. Another friend had taken to carrying a canister of pepper spray on him because his place of business had been robbed by a disgruntled former employee, and who had killed two other workers there not long before. What exactly ended up happening is a matter of differing opinion, with my future best man and my other friend accusing one another of ever so slightly pressing the button on the pepper spray canister to demonstrate how it worked. Basically, I was at the time paying attention to the movie, when all of a sudden, the whole basement was filled with pepper spray. And this was just a teeny little push on the button of a canister you could buy at the store - it was hardly one of those heavy duty things the cops use. Well, all my friends and I ended up running out of the house into the night air, as that stuff was burning our eyes and in our throats! We had no choice but to call it a night after that; and for the next hour or so, I was still feeling the effects of that one little puff of pepper spray.
If that bleach bottle blonde thinks that pepper spray is so harmless, then I dare her to take a blast in the face. I friggin' double dare her!

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer


You can dilute Maalox with water and put it in your mouth and eyes to neutralize it, or so I have read. Along with tear gas


I wish I knew that then.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer



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24 Nov 2011, 9:24 pm

Vexcalibur wrote:
If she was just misinformed then she should just admit it, apologize publicly and then she wouldn't have to do this. In fact, she does not have to do this either way, it is a petition, a form of neo-journalism that merely sends a message, and the message in this case is that she is utter wrong.


Well, if she doesn't want to do it, then I think that Rupert should put this tarte over his knee and spank her. That is bound to improve Fox's ratings.



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24 Nov 2011, 10:16 pm

I don't like the tone of this thread anymore.

It's cruel to pick on people who are clearly very dumb.



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24 Nov 2011, 10:47 pm

Inuyasha wrote:
I think both the petition and you are way out of line, she may be uninformed as to what it actually is, but that does not mean she should get a face full of it for no reason.


She's uninformed yet still speaks as if she is informed. Much like most of your demagogues. Its the greatest comedy and tragedy of all time


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24 Nov 2011, 11:07 pm

Personal views and less-than-informed claims about pepper spray aside, the police officer was wrong for implementing it in the first place. The level of force needed to detain someone should be one, and only one level higher than the detainee. If a protestor is sitting, unarmed, and showing no physical resistance, and effort should be made to remove him/her by means no higher than soft controls. Like picking up and removing forcefully yet without injury. There are common manipulations in the arm and jaw that when pressure is applied while escorting, can be very influential to his decision to stand and walk.