Pssst! Want to join Werbert's conspiracy?

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werbert
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18 Oct 2006, 4:39 pm

I'm forming a conspiracy. The details and ultimate goal will be worked out later. For now I'm just looking for people to help me. Are you in?

I will take all races, creeds, religions, political philosophies, etc.


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18 Oct 2006, 4:47 pm

Whoa, I've never been a part of a conspiracy before! Sure!



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18 Oct 2006, 4:52 pm

<_< psst... i want to join >_>


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18 Oct 2006, 4:59 pm

I don't know, do I get to ride in the black helicopter with the lizard people?


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18 Oct 2006, 5:03 pm

Not after you sold us all out in the Church of Mustard!

Politicians... all the same... *TSK*


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18 Oct 2006, 5:32 pm

CanyonWind wrote:
I don't know, do I get to ride in the black helicopter with the lizard people?


Only after the monkeys perform a background check.


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18 Oct 2006, 5:34 pm

Do we get to murder random people?


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18 Oct 2006, 5:36 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
Do we get to murder random people?

What kind of a conspiracy would it be if we didn't?


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18 Oct 2006, 5:41 pm

May I sit at a computer through the whole thing and pretend to know what I'm doing?



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18 Oct 2006, 5:54 pm

I'm in, if I get to fly the aforementioned black heli's.
I have about 2,000 hours in heli-sims and gawdonly knows how many hours in fixed-wing. I'm an excellent dive-bomber, so-so level bomber, quite skilled with precision guided munitions, etc.
I can also drive most APC's and armored vehicles (given some familiarisation time) and am quite proficient with a wide variety of small arms, both NATO and former Soviet-bloc.



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18 Oct 2006, 6:05 pm

Diseased is pretty good, but I'm better. Just give me a giant sword and some materia, and I'll destroy whatever you want. Unless you want me to destroy the Church of Garlic. Or the Church of Tea. Or myself. Almost anything else, I'll kill for you.


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18 Oct 2006, 6:35 pm

I'm in.


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18 Oct 2006, 6:58 pm

An agency without agents.

How do you all know werbert is not functioning as my puppet?



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18 Oct 2006, 7:11 pm

Because he's Jenova's puppet.


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18 Oct 2006, 7:16 pm

I'll have to think about it. You see, I already have my own. 8)


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18 Oct 2006, 7:36 pm

Crosser wrote:
May I sit at a computer through the whole thing and pretend to know what I'm doing?


Sorry, but that's my job. Your job is to sit at the computer and think that you know what your doing, when in reality you haven't a clue.

Diseased is definitely in. It'll be your job to train the flying walrus assault troops.

The target of this conspiracy will definitely not be the Church of Garlic.


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