An Aspie Chav is a contradiction in the terms. The two sets of qualities are mutually exclusive (or at least, I try to keep it that way). Chavs are generally useful for four things, and four alone:
1. Annoying the government statisticians who try to tell us that our jails are not over-crowded, crime is falling, and the world is safer than it was five minutes ago (when they last assured us of the very same).
2. Producing millions and millions of unwanted illegitimate offspring to live off our allready strained and woefully misguided welfare state. (There's nothing wrong with bringing up a huge family of bastards, but try at least to make them cultured, for pity's sake.)
3. Blocking public roads between the hours of 4pm and 2pm to the great consternation of drivers and hauliers alike. (Though some equally bigoted hauliers have taken it upon themselves to ignore said roadblocks for the supposed good of society, and drive on through. My support for either camp wavers as time goes by.)
4. Being murdered by other Chavs, and repeating point #1.
For the record, I'm assured that "Chav" is not a word, but an acronym, expanded to:
"Cars, Handguns And Violence"
or
"Council House And Violence".
In short, if they were the "scum of the earth", it would be an improvement.
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CARPE PECTORIS!!
There is nothing about these perplexing and morally insensitive humans that cannot be solved with the aid of a heavy machine gun.
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