Me and Hale_bopp are to be wed in eternal bliss.

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I'm sorry I kept this secret from you all, but me and hale have been deeply in love and we decided that it would be best if we got married at WP. We need a priest, bachelors, a best man, and maids for me and my darling little princess at the wedding! It's amazing, I've never felt like this for a woman before; I'm enamored b her radiant beauty and her perfume bewitches me. I hope you all can attend this wedding, which will surely be the most momentous day in my life, for me and Hale shall be bound to each other eternally.

I'm a licensed minister (no, really... and stop laughing) but I'd really want to hear from the bride first.

I got dibs on best man

did anyone say priest?

bob the llama is a certified pwiest!

allow me to introduce you to bob the llama:
Description:small drunken chipmunk who believes he's a llama
Interests/Enjoyments:long walks on the beach, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, blowing things up, eating, arsenic, plutonium, uranium, cheetos, mail fraud, identity theft,sea monkey fishing,fly fishing,sandwich making, carousel riding,poking old people, and blackmailing.

bob the llama is a member of the Cardboard Box of Bob and belongs to Elmer Fwudd sect.

ahh, and i'll be the strange foreigner who comes to the wedding wanting to know where anuk is. during the reception i'll eat all the cheese and steal the triscuits.

I'll be the bitter cynic.

I'm the high priest of the Church of Garlic. Werbert is more of a priest than I am because he molests little boys. There are also a few other Garlicists who could be considered priests. Who do you want?

I say go for Bob the Llama, that way if any of you regret it later, you can say the priest was drunk and that the marriage was never valid.

It must be all the rage marrying someone you've never met or talked to without telling them you're "engaged"

I'm just writing so I can see a time stamp. I cannot for the life of me figure out what time it is anywhere but here.
Altough I must say that secret crushes have been a past time of mine my whole life. But it can backfire and like me, you'll end up married.

I'm a the high priest of Squiggy. Mind you we don't really do weddings, so much as ritual sacrifices, and I'm not really liscenced so it wouldn't be recognized. Which probably works for the best because Hale Bopp seems to be one of the last people to know about this.

This is the second topic you've made about hale, are you alright?

You'll need some good music.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAZQdS9DbPw[/youtube]

I volunteer to do the catering. I thought parsnip vol au vents would be nice for starters, with plenty of tea.

Garlic tea of course