More accurately, I need help with a lack of a secret. You see, when someone is hiding something, there are usually certain tells that an NT might pick up on more easily than we would. However, I've found that while I have a very distinctive set of tells, the vast majority of the time NTs are unable to determine wether or not I'm telling the truth. They say I have a "detatched gaze". I recently asked a retired police officer who routinely searches me on behalf of the district what he thought of me demeanor. He said that I always came off to him as "calm" and "contemplative".
So, I routinely have this really annoying problem. Sometimes, someone thinks I'm hiding something when I'm not. When I insist that nothing is wrong, they tell me that they can tell I was lying because my eyes "were glazed over". In their minds, it only confirms that I'm up to something. This usually leads to a series of really unpleasant events that usually include my regular searches being "enhanced" and made to occur more frequently. In extreme situations, I may even be forced to "go on vacation" to a facility about 15 miles from here.
It recently occured to me that I can use one of the tactics I regularly employ when I actually do have something to hide. I could confess to doing something that I didn't do in order to to convince them to stop investigating whatever they think is going on. I don't know what I should say I did though. I'd say I've been smoking pot, but I might get arrested or something. I could say I joined another cult, but it'd take a lot of preparation to get people to believe it and I may not have the time for it. Also, I really don't want my family to worry about me. I could also lie about something fetish related. People usually don't investigate those unless it's pedophilia or necrophilia or something similarly evil/illegal.
So, my questions to you are these: What should I falsely confess to doing? Also, if you have a way to get out of this without incriminating myself, what is it?
09 Apr 2014, 12:18 am
