The "How dare you!" Game

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Basically, respond to the person above you in a manner of being offended. Make as much of an unctuous fuss about whatever they say as possible. Pick words out of context even. Make the most out of the least and otherwise behave as immature as possible, facetiously of course in real life (if you might reply to someone you actually have strife with, please reconsider replying to them so as to have not a real flame war as this should just be for fun.) After you've responded to the previous poster in an offended/constipated manner, then make a statement for the next poster to find random and arbitrary offense at.

For example,

Previous post to get offended at: "Did you know a coin has two sides?"

Offended reply to previous post: "Does not! Coins only have the side I can see, there is no other side to a coin! How dare you question my ability to perceive everything correctly!? I take great offense at how insulting you're being to me! You've obviously never been to school you idiot! How dare you insult me!" ETC, the whiny immaturity could go on indefinitely, but end it wherever you feel like stopping.

Statement for the next poster to act offended at: "Hamsters are excellent escape artists!"

How dare you imply than any hamster has ever been incarcerated anywhere, for any reason, and if that ever did

happen, the hamster was the victim of false accusations, false arrest, incompetent council, and an obviously

prejudiced judge.

And nitwits for a jury.