f**k it! My mom won't read bed time stories to me anymore

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Piece of si***t a*s mom. She wont buy me a computer, she wont make my bed, she wont read bed time stories, she wont let me sleep with my light on, she wont f*ing let me do anyuthing anymore. What should i do?

Um, seriously? Stop calling your mom names, see if she'll compromise with a night light, find a way to earn money to buy a computer, read yourself bed time stories. You obviously have access to a computer, so use it until you can get your own.

Yeah, mine either. Of course, she does live 600 miles away.

Make your bed yourself

HECK, I wanted to read my OWN stories! That is one reason I learned to read! Yeah, my mom wouldn't buy me a computer EITHER! My father ended up PROCRASTINATING so that the computer cost TWICE as much, and half of that I PAID! As for the light? Well, I couldn't sleep, so I read myself to sleep. OBVIOUSLY, I needed light. HEY, ever see the opening seen of one harry potter where he uses his wand to secretly read under the covers?

Steve

I remember that
I used to do that when I was younger because I wasn't supposed to be up so late
Not with a wand though, I don't have a wand. I used a pen with a light on it I think

With me it was flashlights or lamps.

Steve

Flashlight under the covers and a book on science or technology here.

You sound a bit selfish, tyb, and you need to stop with the nastly language. Just wait till you get older and you'll get to stay up as late as you want, and then realize you better go to sleep early so you can focus at work the next day, which starts at 7 am.

Well, I did that at least around 5 , I'm not sure if I really did it earlier. 8-(

Steve

Sounds like you're ready for a wife. Look for a traditional gal, without a headful of newfangled ideas. A dowry would be useful also.

Might be an idea to remember your mother is a human being just like you, and as such, has her own needs and wants. She isn't alive simply to be your slave.

How old are you? If you're old enough to be using those types of words (especially on the forums), you're old enough to read by yourself.

Dude, I feel kinda bad in a way.... I think he's a small child, who likely picked up this potty mouth from us here on this forum. I mean I don't personally think curse words are that big a deal, but if he goes around repeating them in school he'll end up getting into alot of trouble.

Either way, I think this belongs in the haven

I think this is a joke.