Kubrick Film Character Test

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The Kubrick Film Character Test
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Gen. Jack T. Ripper

Eh. Could be worse.

Oh my. You're a little confused, aren't you? So serious, yet so absurd. You are General Jack T. Ripper from "Dr. Strangelove". You have some very intense notions about the way the world around you REALLY is, but...umm... I think the pressure is getting to you. Maybe you're disappointed with your career. Maybe your sex drive isn't what it used to be. None of this is any excuse to start thinking that the end of the world is upon you. So before you go starting World War III in the loving name of peace, why not check out Viagra's website, or go hit balls around the golf course for a while? Please, save us all the trouble of having to dig new bomb shelters

Humbert Humbert

Nervous. Repressed. Dear God. You are Humbert Humbert from "Lolita". You used to be somewhat calm, collected... but for whatever reason, there's something in your past that never got resolved... or... "purged". Now you're reaching back for a piece of what you feel you've lost. Sometimes this shines through in your tendency to go after things that really aren't appropriate, and might in the long run land you in serious trouble. But despite this smoldering passion you have buried inside you, your surface appearance makes you seem to be quite a suave, intelligent, and cultured individual. There's still hope for you. Just think twice before you go chasing after that lovely-eyed teenager with the tight pants working at the grocery store, ooookay?

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Humbert Humbert






My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on troublepoints



WTF? Who's this guy? Is he from Lolita?