the last chocolate bar on earth

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30 Apr 2007, 10:22 am

what would you do to get the last chocolate bar on earth off of me.

im in a sealed dungeon with many attack dogs and clones for back up

take your best shot

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30 Apr 2007, 10:50 am

thters a bomb under your castle. gimme the chocolate....or else.

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30 Apr 2007, 10:52 am

I'd ask you nicely for it. if you did not hand it over I would kill you (not really though[ :twisted: ])

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30 Apr 2007, 10:54 am

Fire a neutron bomb on your cave, wait for the radiation to dissipate, and get my chocolate bar which would not have been affected by the radiation.

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30 Apr 2007, 11:04 am

i transport out of the castle at the last second and land with a thump next to Raph522

*i ask if she would like to join in an aliance with me. if she does she can have half of the chocolate bar*

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30 Apr 2007, 11:06 am

warpdrive13 wrote:

i transport out of the castle at the last second and land with a thump next to Raph522

*i ask if she would like to join in an aliance with me. if she does she can have half of the chocolate bar*

... .... then yes I will join

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30 Apr 2007, 11:14 am

warpdrive13 wrote:

what would you do to get the last chocolate bar on earth off of me.

What chocolate bar is it? I'm picky. :lol:

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30 Apr 2007, 11:31 am

I'd put it to auction and become stinking rich. There's still chocolate cake

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30 Apr 2007, 12:16 pm

warpdrive13 wrote:

i transport out of the castle at the last second and land with a thump next to Raph522

*i ask if she would like to join in an aliance with me. if she does she can have half of the chocolate bar*

*sigh*

I rip you to shreds with sheer telekinetic energy and give Raph522 THE ENTIRE chocolate bar.

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30 Apr 2007, 12:19 pm

ahayes wrote:

warpdrive13 wrote:

i transport out of the castle at the last second and land with a thump next to Raph522

*i ask if she would like to join in an aliance with me. if she does she can have half of the chocolate bar*

*sigh*

I rip you to shreds with sheer telekinetic energy and give Raph522 THE ENTIRE chocolate bar.

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I join ahayes

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30 Apr 2007, 12:19 pm

Raph522 wrote:

ahayes wrote:

warpdrive13 wrote:

i transport out of the castle at the last second and land with a thump next to Raph522

*i ask if she would like to join in an aliance with me. if she does she can have half of the chocolate bar*

*sigh*

I rip you to shreds with sheer telekinetic energy and give Raph522 THE ENTIRE chocolate bar.

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>_>
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I join ahayes

You can have it if you pay me £10000000000000000000000000

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30 Apr 2007, 12:36 pm

warpdrive13 wrote:

what would you do to get the last chocolate bar on earth off of me.

im in a sealed dungeon with many attack dogs and clones for back up

take your best shot

*takes bar and gives it to gilb*

hehehe my psychic powers work

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30 Apr 2007, 12:54 pm

I'd get my switchblades out in each hand, slice through the danger and savour the prize.

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30 Apr 2007, 1:07 pm

lol it was a clone you fools
im still alive
im after you

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30 Apr 2007, 1:09 pm

your my next victim raph
you betrayed me

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30 Apr 2007, 1:14 pm

I'd cry because I'll never have a chocolate bar again. And I'll start saying that I never deserved it, that I was too ret*d to have even a nibble, etc. etc.

Seriously, if this was real life, I'd actually do that.

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