There's a 40% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens
Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!
I actually saw a UFO when I was 5. My whole family did, the dog was raising a storm,
and about 20 other people on the street did as well. We were in Venezuala, and didn't
want to raise any ruckus ourselves. But when we looked in the newspaper, nothing was
mentioned.
Many of the other 'symptoms' were a lot more prevalent, the first few years
afterwards, as well (sleepwalking, nosebleeds). I don't think that there was any
missing time though.