Invent A Silly Or Funny New Cult

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Lighthearted answers only please.
Mine is the Cheesy Moon cult. Initiation includes a debate about whether the moon is made of Swiss or Munster.

Silicon Hills Cult for the worship of breast implants and plastic power. Their holiest relic is a specially enhanced top-heavy Barbie doll.

LOL.

The Homework-Eating Dog Worshippers. All members must do their homework twice: once for themselves and once for the dog to eat.

The Sacred Brotherhood of the Elevated Toast Rack.

The Sunny Side Sisterhood. They eat nothing but eggs cooked sunny side up.

I propose a merger between these two cults: the Cult of Silicon Valley (worship of high tech), and the cult of Silicon hills (worship of silicon implants into human mammaries). The new combined cult will be called "The Silicon Flat Plain Cult", or "the Silicon Break Even Cult".

The Temptationists - the more you sin, the more God has to forgive you for - therefore you're doing him a favour!

That one has potential for a comedy skit.

The Headstand Hooligans. They pray by standing on their heads for hours because it grounds them to the earth.

Big Mac Cult. They meet in temples in towns and cities across many nations to sacrifice cooked beef to their god, Ronald, whose icons always show him wearing a clown suit. Children are introduced to the cult early and get junior versions of the sacramental meal. The priestly colours are red and yellow.

Halloween Haunters: These individuals live it is like Halloween all year round.

The Solipsist Knights Hospitalers - who believe that in actual fact they are still smashed out of their brains in a hospital bed due to an excessively good micro dot, and everything that has happened to them since the 70's has been an hallucination.

...The Cult Of Ethel Merman ! (I've dealt with them previously , I believe .)
Their (at least in part) motto ~ We got the sun in the mornin' and the moon at night ! Anything you can do...Well , they've got RHYTHM ! Who could ask for anything more , indeed ? There's no business like ...........

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Renal kidney failure, congestive heart failure, COPD. Can't really get up from a floor position unhelped anymore:-(.
One of the walking wounded ~ SMASHED DOWN by life and age, now prevented from even expressing myself! SOB.
" Oh, no! First you have to PROVE you deserve to go away to college! " ~ My mother, 1978 (the heyday of Andy Gibb and Player). I would still like to go.
My life destroyed by Thorazine and Mellaril - and rape - and the Psychiatric/Industrial Complex. SOB:-(! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

Superfluous Body Part Sacrifice Cult: collect their toenail clippings, belly button fluff, dead skin etc to sacrifice on the Altar of Uselessness.

Builders of the Earwax Adytum - similar to above, but steadily, over the centuries, building a place of worship made entirely out of earwax. I bet frankincense will smell good in there when they have finished.

The Yes To Life cult. Words like "no" and "not" are banned, and it's all positivity, all the time. Want to find out all the banned words and feelings? When you say or express them, someone will tell you to say or feel something else instead.

The Cult of the Great Dolphin- believes in a deity of chaos in the form of a dolphin, and believe that the world is one big dolphin show. Every morning, worshippers praise their god by spinning three times and chanting "floogly doogly."