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10 Mar 2020, 9:28 am

HOLLYWOOD - Rumors that celebrity John Travolta has the SARS-CoViD-19 corona virus are unfounded.

A spokesperson for the Travolta family released this statement: "At first we thought that he had contracted the coronavirus, so we called in our personal physician. After a thorough examination, the doctor determined that John actually has had a relapse of Saturday Night Fever."

"His chills were multiplying," the doctor said. "And he was losing control."

Olivia Newton-John could not be reached for comment.


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10 Mar 2020, 10:24 am

But if this is true, what is your agenda in telling us?



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10 Mar 2020, 10:28 am

Find the hidden message.


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10 Mar 2020, 10:30 am

Ooh! Treasure hunt! :D



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10 Mar 2020, 12:39 pm

:lol: :jester: :lol: