HOLLYWOOD - Rumors that celebrity John Travolta has the SARS-CoViD-19 corona virus are unfounded.
A spokesperson for the Travolta family released this statement: "At first we thought that he had contracted the coronavirus, so we called in our personal physician. After a thorough examination, the doctor determined that John actually has had a relapse of Saturday Night Fever."
"His chills were multiplying," the doctor said. "And he was losing control."
Olivia Newton-John could not be reached for comment.

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