Homer Simpson’s anonymous work escapades & anecdotes

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blitzkrieg
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10 Jan 2022, 5:03 pm

Please report your work escapades & anecdotes here as an anonymous Homer Simpson.

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10 Jan 2022, 5:46 pm

I’m sorry you were forced to get this particular job….

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10 Jan 2022, 6:09 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:

I’m sorry you were forced to get this particular job….

Fun & frolics in the ghetto?

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10 Jan 2022, 6:26 pm

How did I Know this was a blitzkreig thread.... I like the simpsons, and I like the character of Homer Simpson..I respect Matt Greoning a great deal as a creative cartoonist, and counterculture visionary, and all, but...freindo

TLDR.

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10 Jan 2022, 6:30 pm

theprisoner wrote:

TLDR.

I really don't care at this point. Well, actually I do. But now that you, a stalker, have followed me here, I have amended the original post.