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20 May 2023, 8:36 am

If Travis the 200 pound chimp could rip of a woman’s face and hands then what could an enraged alpha male silver back gorilla do in your opinion?



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20 May 2023, 9:10 am

He could carry her deep into the jungle where she would meet Tarzan.



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20 May 2023, 9:13 am

Jamesy if I haven't told you lately - I love you and your Silverback obsessions :heart:

Could the worlds strongest man win?

Would a gorilla stand a chance?

Gorilla as a pet!

Andre the giant vs gorrilla


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20 May 2023, 10:06 am

Jamesy wrote:
what could an enraged alpha male silver back gorilla do in your opinion?


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20 May 2023, 10:09 am

But anything he can do, the female silverback can do better!


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20 May 2023, 11:12 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
But anything he can do, the female silverback can do better!


Females don't become silverbacks. It's something that happens to dominant males (not all males either).


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20 May 2023, 1:07 pm

^ Did you just kill the chance of having a faux male v female argument or is this just the start of it :mrgreen:


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20 May 2023, 1:20 pm

I've never even heard of a silverback so I'm open to all arguments and interpretations.

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20 May 2023, 1:36 pm

Recidivist wrote:
Jamesy wrote:
what could an enraged alpha male silver back gorilla do in your opinion?


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Perfect answer...to such a silly question.



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20 May 2023, 2:22 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
I've never even heard of a silverback so I'm open to all arguments and interpretations.

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Older, dominant male gorillas. They get all grizzled and grey on their backs. It seems lady gorillas are into that look. :P


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20 May 2023, 2:31 pm

mmmmm yeah baby bring it on :P


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20 May 2023, 3:22 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
mmmmm yeah baby bring it on :P


"Walk up my back" is how Koko, the famous sign language using lady gorilla, would put it. :lol:



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20 May 2023, 3:26 pm

Life size are available for those into Silverbacks.
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20 May 2023, 3:33 pm

Misslizard wrote:
Life size are available for those into Silverbacks.
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We've seen how this goes with pandas:


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20 May 2023, 3:36 pm

idk but I'd love to know how much they can bench.



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20 May 2023, 3:48 pm

Even a female gorilla could mop the floor with Mike Tyson, I am sure.