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17 May 2025, 1:24 am

What do you call a man without a body or a nose?

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17 May 2025, 8:49 am

:lol:

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17 May 2025, 8:57 am

:lol: yeah it's still funny

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17 May 2025, 9:07 am

:mrgreen:

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17 May 2025, 11:21 am

That joke is still funny.

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17 May 2025, 11:26 am

Here's one

A Mod picks up a pot pipe and says "This is a nice perfume bottle."

The hippie says, "It's a pot pipe."

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17 May 2025, 1:23 pm

I've never heard of a "cold joke" before. Sounds like a joke about being cold or having a cold or cold weather.

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17 May 2025, 1:35 pm

Oh yeah
I thought it was called a cold joke because of his nose :lol:

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17 May 2025, 3:46 pm

A quick search finds that a cold joke (a Chinese expression, apparently) can be described as:
The kind of joke that you get but don't really laugh at, but a step down even from "dad jokes."
Something like:

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

So it seems this topic already exists as "Funny, corny joke thread" - viewtopic.php?t=405029
Please post there instead.

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