Found lost purse

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Today found a lost purse at work and turned it in.

Briefly considered keeping it, but paranoid that it was on video tape and the boss would have the nerve to make my worthless corpse redundant and say anything lost and found belongs to home Depot

Monday on the bus found a sandwich and two trays of chicken and pasta. Ate two out of three of them. Delicious. (Paranoid of bad sanitation)

Other things I have found:

Wallet
Cash

Things like that

Things I lost: (that did not get stolen)

Cash
Clothes
Phone

I'm kinda surprised you didn't just turn it in...

I turn things in when I find them.

Last week I found a basketball at the train station and I considered keeping it but I had to go grocery shopping and would not have been able to drag all garbage home
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Bao should have given me a bravo or homer or servant of the month, for turning in the purse

The bad things I allegedly did, got blown out of proportion and taken out of context. The good things I did, completely overlooked.

Home Depot should have punished the Angela's by making them write me a letter of apology and posting it in the hallway and making them redundant

"Not everyone gets the same consequences"

Most Excellent to turn that stuff in....Atta Boy ..