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10 Aug 2005, 8:01 pm

Okay. I need some advice. There is this hot girl just down my street that I like, only living a few houses away. What should I do? But she's Mormon, should I bother trying to talk to her? I mean, I'm religious too, but as for Mormons...

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10 Aug 2005, 8:19 pm

Just wait for her to turn up at your door with her backpack and another morman looking for free food and drink and when they ask if youve thought about god lately say "yes quite a lot actually" and" the last son of God was from Utah". If you let them in mind it will be hard to get rid of them and they will turn up at your door every other day. Better still become a morman yourself and have two wives. If your willing to overlook her foolishness in believing in the book of mormon then give her a try. If not then it wont work.

ps- I hope there arent any mormons on wp because iv probably offended them now.

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10 Aug 2005, 10:37 pm

I have some friends who are Mormon. If the girl is a practicing Mormon it is likely that she won't date you. Most Mormons only date other Mormons. You could ask her still. The worst thing that would happen is the two of you won't go out. Or you could convert...

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10 Aug 2005, 10:59 pm

The following is a song from a South Park episode. Learn to play it for her on your guitar...it is sure to impress!

Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Joseph Smith was called a prophet-

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Many people believed Joseph
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And that night he-ee saw an angel
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

He found the stones and golden plates
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Even though nobody else ever saw them
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dahumb dahumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb duuumb, duuumb.

Martin went home to his wife
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Smart smart smart smart smart

Martin Harris dumb dadumb-

Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Martin Harris dumb.
So Martin went on back to Smith
Said the pages had gone away
Smith got mad and told Martin
He needed to go pray
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

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10 Aug 2005, 11:27 pm

EvilWalks wrote:

Beware of ulterior motives. For all the effort the Mormon church puts into their wholsome image, they tacetly encourage a practice among young women that has been dubbed "flirt to convert" by outsiders.

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10 Aug 2005, 11:31 pm

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"sean"Beware of ulterior motives. For all the effort the Mormon church puts into their wholsome image, they tacetly encourage a practice among young women that has been dubbed "flirt to convert" by outsiders.

Yes, and be very careful not to let her slip anything into your drink. This is how they make zombies to work in their polygamy fields.

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11 Aug 2005, 4:36 am

pmsl!

stlf, you just get better and better

evilwalks - some of my family are mormons (you would not believe the religious diversity - catholic, CofE, muslim, mormon, agnostic, pagan... :roll: ). i should just get to know her in the "usual way" (whatever that is), and see how it goes.

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11 Aug 2005, 8:21 am

Well if you like, you could just pretend to be mormon... The only thing I know about mormons is that they wear sacred underpants that they don't talk about very often.

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11 Aug 2005, 8:25 am

:roll:

ignore thatrsdude, evilwalks - he's taking the piss.

/me giggles lots, though

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11 Aug 2005, 5:01 pm

vetivert wrote:

:roll:

ignore thatrsdude, evilwalks - he's taking the piss.

/me giggles lots, though

Actually thatrsdude isn't lying. They do wear sacred underpants that they don't like to talk about, vetivert. Also you can sometimes see the garments underneath Mormon peoples' clothes.

Click here to read about the Temple Garments.

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11 Aug 2005, 5:16 pm

Vetivert,
Bec and thatrsdude are right. Mormons really do believe in sacred underwear.

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11 Aug 2005, 8:31 pm

Sean wrote:

Vetivert,
Bec and thatrsdude are right. Mormons really do believe in sacred underwear.

Gosh darn Jehosaphat...I gota get me a pair of them their holy britches (and another wife too) damn Mormonism is cool!

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11 Aug 2005, 11:02 pm

Uh, if you decide to date her, we discuss some aspects of Mormonism on this thread:

http://wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name ... ght=#56345

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14 Aug 2005, 1:18 pm

stlf wrote:

Sean wrote:

Vetivert,
Bec and thatrsdude are right. Mormons really do believe in sacred underwear.

Gosh darn Jehosaphat...I gota get me a pair of them their holy britches (and another wife too) dam* Mormonism is cool!

christ almighty! - wtf am i doing being a witch? sounds like they have FAR more fun. i always wondered why my sister had a smile on her face...

mind you - i should have remembered joyce mckinney, i suppose... :roll:

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15 Aug 2005, 2:32 am

I have had a couple friends in my lifetime who were Mormon. I would suggest that you go out with someone who has the same beliefs as you do, so it wouldn't cause any quarrels or serious disbeliefs, which could eventually cause a breakup. I have to say that I don't quite agree with what they do, because they added to the Bible (even after the Bible said not to add to it, which was almost 1500 years ago or something like that). I'm just giving you advice that you could use only if you want, I'm just saying what I'd do. Mormons I've hung out with over the years have been nice and friendly people, on the other hand. I'm not sure why they wear sacred underwear though, that is just a mystery to me. They are probably trying to imitate Jesus' undergarments or something (the ones He wore to the crucifiction that were seamless). Whatever; who cares about underwear anyway?

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15 Aug 2005, 4:25 am

If you do decide to hang around Mormons, just don't accept any kool-aid from them. :lol:

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