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06 May 2008, 3:16 pm

Ok, while I am personally an Atheist, this is just a tongue in cheek parody. It's not to offend anyone !

And how f*****g dare ANYONE abandon Jesus, after all he's been through! He lost his worth, he went through a death, he had 6 billion f*****g kids! His angel turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now he's going through a soul battle! All you people care about is...freedom, and basic rights! HE'S A GOD! What you don't realise is that Jesus is making you all this afterlife and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him! He hasn't performed miricales in years...his request is called ''faith'' for a reason because all you people want is EVIDENCE, EVIDENCE, EVIDENCE, EVIDENCE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! QQ...You're lucky he even died for you BASTARDS! LEAVE JESUS ALONE! Please...QQ...Richard Dawkins talked about benevolence and said if God was benevolent he would have pulled it off no matter what. Speaking of benevolence, since when is it benevolent to publically BASH someone who's going through a hard time! LEAVE JESUS ALONE! Please!...QQ...Leave Jesus Christ alone RIGHT...NOW!...I mean it!...Anyone who has a problem with him you deal with ME! Because he's not believed right now! QQ...QQ...QQ...QQ...Leave him alone...

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06 May 2008, 3:18 pm

:lol: You need a youtube version to make it like the original.
:Buys you a blonde wig:

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06 May 2008, 3:21 pm

Kalister1 wrote:

:lol: You need a youtube version to make it like the original.
:Buys you a blonde wig:

I would...if I had the shred of computer skill needed to make a video :lol:

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06 May 2008, 3:34 pm

That Chris Crocker video got far too much fame... Sure, it was funny but it was way over viewed.. xD

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06 May 2008, 3:47 pm

I often wonder why people don't think God has a sense of humor.

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06 May 2008, 3:55 pm

DeanFoley wrote:

Leave Jesus alone!

Yeah! What's he ever do to you? Or for you? Or with you?

Nothing!

Jesus and Snoopy and Urkel should be left alone just like all of the make believe characters!

Leave Jesus alone!

think for yourself

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06 May 2008, 3:55 pm

:twisted:

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06 May 2008, 4:00 pm

My brilliance has become a bit of a burden.

Maybe I should start my own religion. Yeah...

Making wheat into weed, water into Jack and making enough to go around.

do what I say without thinking for yourself. Go fourth, my children and bomb abortion clinics and oppress others in my name! Oh, and don't forget to have them write my gospel 400 fricking years after I supposedly die!

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06 May 2008, 10:59 pm

*pokes Jesus with a stick*

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06 May 2008, 11:05 pm

ohh you guys are goin straight to Hell :twisted:

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06 May 2008, 11:11 pm

KBABZ wrote:

I often wonder why people don't think God has a sense of humor.

if he made us , ya he would have a terrible sense of humor

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07 May 2008, 12:11 am

Jesus for Aspies !

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07 May 2008, 12:35 am

Jesus Jumpin Christ, on a Pogo Stick

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07 May 2008, 6:37 pm

KBABZ wrote:

I often wonder why people don't think God has a sense of humor.

THE PLATYPUS IS PROOF ENOUGH

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07 May 2008, 7:02 pm

jesus can kiss my ***

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07 May 2008, 7:18 pm

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