Shocking yet pathetically ridiculous site
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
And yes, it's serious, not intended to be humerous.
It includes the top ten reasons men are better than women:
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their f*****g mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
The ratio of Tourette syndrome sufferers is about 1:3 (female:male) and is nothing to do with excessive talking.
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a f*****g cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
The word for female sheep is ram. Duh. And there are a lot of 'sheep' men and women.
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and f**k definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift f*****g mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
Wow these men don't even know what they're talking about - what's being described has little to do with racism, they're talking about hate...which is what the website is all about - the hatred of women.
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of s**t. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
Live less? Live for a shorter period of time (and you call women stupid?). And this stuff about setting the whole night ablaze with manness (manliness is the word) is just egotistic.
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a s**t about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and s**t so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
No one can read my writing and I know some men with very good handwriting. And...if writing is an ineffective way to communicate, why has this 'top ten...' list been written? If women wrote illegibly, you'd say 'women can't even write properly!'
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of s**t. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
And Jesus wouldn't have existed without Mary...who happens to have been a woman.
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of ret*d kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your f*****g man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important s**t is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a f*****g fastidious manner, so get the f**k ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
I don't wear bracelets and a lot of women don't. I also wear a watch. I hate not wearing a watch. Most women wear watches. So basically, another thing you've got wrong.
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
Firstly, what's a man-womb? Nevermind, one of your little inventions. Secondly, if it's true that men and destroyers and women are creators, then without women there'd be not a lot left of the world. Thirdly, it might explain why most murderers are men.
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to f**k the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t f**k. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re f*****g obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
Actually, marriage was invented by God, and if you don't believe in God, then your point about Jesus is invalid.
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t f**k up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be f*****g courteous.’
Having a penis shows you're a man. That's only good if men are actually better than women, and whether or not that's true, the penis is only to show that you are a man and isn';t anything good or bad in its own right.
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His glasses are stupidest pair I even seen. Why, they are even goldish colored.
blah.. . Sorry, they are just so ugly.
As for lesbians pretending to be lesbians. Oh please.
Who pretends to be Homosexual when they know they will be bullied, assaulted, dissowned, outcasted, preached and forcably 'converted', ect.? If he's real, let me say he's a first degree super moron! *hands him an A-hole certificate*..
*sarcasum* Oh little Bisexual me and some lesbians LOVE closeting ourselves, and feeling like #$% all the time for looking at women who are pretty! ![]()
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I agree. I think he hides behind them. They're a kind of psychological sheild.
He also says that women would queue up to be with him. What narcissistic rubbish is that?
It's ridiculous - loads of brave women post on the site, only to be (inevitably) shouted down by men. In the eyes of those men, whatever women do is stupid, even if it's exactly the same as what men do.
And I would LOVE to have a boxing match with some of those men ![]()
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...this only gives weight to his point :/
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And gee I just have to agree with you again. Can I add my oppion to the quotes?
Apparently, he missed MTVs real life episode about Tourettes.
Just us? I don't think so. The KKK isn't run by girls, it's run by men. So were the nazis, and the Romans. History would proove it quite clearly that many of them are male. He needs to get some edgucation in history, as that is very basic. My great, great-great grandfather was a KKK, by the way. He should have wrote "women are sexist" so it works with his point.
Jesus is a far better example of a person than all the other men in the bible who seemed most often to think of women like they were meat and baby machines. I don't recall Jesus saying to treat women like they were tramps and objects.
Marriage is 100% the fault of women.
The fact that men are culturaly the ones that seek the female out.
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t f**k up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be f***ing courteous.’
Penis? Lend a... man-hand? When things come up? Sounds kind of...
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...this only gives weight to his point :/
No it doesn't. He says he believes in God. If he does, then he should know/shouldn't say that marriage was invented by a man.
No, he's completely serious. Search for 'Dick Matherson Dr Phil' and click on 'MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN'. He really means it.
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Hey, if you think that's bad, from elsewhere on the site:
Any guy who puts the word rape in quotes - that's not even getting to the rest of what he implies there - is not a man any woman should feel comfortable in the same room with.
Some of the comments on there (see under 'Why women hate sex') are advocating physical violence against women, too. If this is a joke, it's a very sick one.
My only consolation is that this man is completely deluded about his own attractiveness (NOT!) to women.
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Wow, those are some of the dumbest reasons I have ever heard. Because men wear watches!? And that one isn't even the dumbest one either.
The people that made this site need to get a life, and that is coming from someone who has no life himself.
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If this was just the most epic troll in the world, I'd have tons of respect for him because, well, I like getting a rise out of people too. But since it seems he clearly honestly believes what he preaches, he should go kill himself by suffocating on one of his blow-up dolls, or just roll around naked with a bunch of rabid kittens. There's plenty of reasons to resent women (not saying either gender is "better", whatever that even means), but none of the reasons he lists are even remotely valid, aside from the part about lifespan differences, which should be disappearing soon enough with more women leading stressful lives with thanks to feminism (my mom's words, roughly paraphrased).
Something I read on the site yesterday in response to a woman who had posted a comment (paraphrased):
"We don't hate you, sweetie. We wouldn't stuff our cocks into something we hate. Trust me on that"
Anyway...Neither sex/gender is better or worse. They both have their role(s) in society, both have their faults and weaknesses, both have their strengths and virtues. There are feminine females and masculine males and masculine females and feminine males, there are angrogynous people, there are intersex ('hermaphrodite') people. We are people, not genitals.
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Agreed.
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