Lets invade the eastern states!

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29 Sep 2008, 11:02 am

Come on! Who wants to help start a civil war between the western and eastern states, the bastards. Bloody Vics keep stealing our water!
What're they gonna do to stop us? Play rugby, VFL, have another pope visit or madigra? Grow more rice, the upriver bastards... We have the outback! And the guns! And the ships! And the fighter jets and bombers!

Nah, I'm just kidding. But I am starting to get sick and tired of the Australian government pretty much ignoring the west! Hell, a while back there was an argument about piping water from the northern end of the continent to the south, but friggin' eastern environmentalist-politicians complained, so the plan was scrapped! I want to see green grass again, bloody Canberra! Plus, I'm still a little pissed after hearing some Vics b***h about the west. If they don't like the red sands, bugger off and drink some VB, ya bogan w*ker! Honestly... Bloody convict descendents...

Okay, exaggerating a bit there, but the open dismissal of western issues is a real problem here. Hell, everybody's already forgotten about Perth! Come on, kevin! Cut the PR crap out for a minute and do your bloody job, or I stage a coup! Or start a civil war, depends on the sports season.

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29 Sep 2008, 7:06 pm

Ishmael wrote:

Start transporting Fire Ant queens and male drones from the Perth area places like Sydney, Melbourne, and other eastern cities and surrepetitiously dropping them off in out of the way abandoned industrial properties and the like. -- Let them enjoy a taste of Western Australia.

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29 Sep 2008, 8:14 pm

Florida stole my poptarts! Yaaaaa... invade those sons of bitchers!

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29 Sep 2008, 8:35 pm

I would luv to join forces but am unable since I'm on the other side of your continent.

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30 Sep 2008, 5:33 pm

Please let the Aussies invade Texas. Austin and Houston have already been liberated, so you work is cut out for you there.

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30 Sep 2008, 7:53 pm

Do you consider South Australia a "western state"? I don't, but then again i'm american. Seems like everyone against Western Australia. You going to get backup from Christmas Island and the Cocos Islands? Make your last stand at Heard Island and the McDonald Islands? Your war would be shorter than the Anglo-Zanzibar War of 1896.

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30 Sep 2008, 8:23 pm

we shall invade and i will become head ruler of the rubber ducky division. all squeaky things will tremble in my path! *presses button* *SFX evil squeaky laugh* :albino:

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30 Sep 2008, 9:07 pm

NJwlss wrote:

The western states and territories are WA, SA and NT. The eastern statsemen still refer to the border with SA as the "west end". Why make stands at islands? All we have to do is topple cities. We have the new destroyer fleet, after all.

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30 Sep 2008, 9:48 pm

Those little islands have lots of birds and fish and nature reserves that would make it hard to conquer if the defenders were fortified. You can't do Iwo Jima/Okinawa style assualts in 2008 with all those pretty animals around.

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30 Sep 2008, 10:13 pm

Ishmael wrote:

Bring It!

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01 Oct 2008, 11:34 am

Right, it's on now! Not like before; this time I mean it!

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