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 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 04 May 2011, 11:36 am 

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really we've turned this into the gynecological help desk?
:roll:

Tea I doubt this dudes cock was as large a new born infant, she could get it in her mouth...... most babies ar not bite sized.

I shall return

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 4:47 pm 

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well how big is big...I'm going to need approximate dimensions. I mean mine is not tiny and I've never bludgeoned anyone to death with it...... nor have I injured anyone...... with great DICK comes great responsibility!

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 4:22 pm 

Replies: 83
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oh sex......... you silly kids, I don't even have the memories. there was something about penetration, but I don't know how that works anymore, I think I'm all senile. oh hey, who's ever sustained a sex related injury? I dunno, my neck hurt really bad yesterday from an epic BJ I gave Sunday night. ...

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 4:20 pm 

Replies: 83
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TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
That's not much of a punishment...


The way I do it it is

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 4:16 pm 

Replies: 83
Views: 1,154


oh sex......... you silly kids, I don't even have the memories. there was something about penetration, but I don't know how that works anymore, I think I'm all senile. oh hey, who's ever sustained a sex related injury? I dunno, my neck hurt really bad yesterday from an epic BJ I gave Sunday night. ...

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 3:37 pm 

Replies: 83
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TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
Muscle strengthening exercises... which I never do.

Bad Dawn.


you should be spanked for that.....

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what would u say if u woke up beside the poster above u?

Posted: 03 May 2011, 3:29 pm 

Replies: 784
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bend over, pumpkin...daddy's got a little something for you

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 3:23 pm 

Replies: 83
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TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
hyperbole wrote:
TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
I have scoliosis. *shrug*


owwwww. d you have rods in your back?


No. It was only mild when I got diagnosed. Haven't really gotten it checked for several years now.

I can reach around and feel the curve, though. I know it's gotten worse. :-\


what do they do for that aside from rods?

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 3:23 pm 

Replies: 83
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oh sex......... you silly kids, I don't even have the memories. there was something about penetration, but I don't know how that works anymore, I think I'm all senile. oh hey, who's ever sustained a sex related injury? I dunno, my neck hurt really bad yesterday from an epic BJ I gave Sunday night. ...

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 2:47 pm 

Replies: 83
Views: 1,154


TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
I have scoliosis. *shrug*


owwwww. d you have rods in your back?

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: what would u say if u woke up beside the poster above u?

Posted: 03 May 2011, 2:38 pm 

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so I get a choice?

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 2:35 pm 

Replies: 83
Views: 1,154


emlion wrote:
i kicked him in the face. with my shoes still on.
ah good times.
i should not have found it as amusing as i did.


please tell me you giggled?
please!

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 2:26 pm 

Replies: 83
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bad backs, broken noses....... how the hell did ya do that em?

was it bloody.

I fell out of bed once and saw stars....... not much for exciting.

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 2:24 pm 

Replies: 83
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Excuse me, but he is now referred to as Mr. Dwayne Johnson. *solemn* because he is a serious adult! I had mad respect for him. It was so meh and seriously lacking the automotive porn I wanted to see........ bastards. I was like OH NOES!! !! !! when I saw that there might be a sequel. No mas!

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 1:28 pm 

Replies: 83
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emlion wrote:
You mean accidentally?


yes accidentlly......... not the standard old bruises, carpet and rope burns. I mean like a slipped disc in the old back, or a sprained ankle or even a fractured penis

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Emlion and hyperbole discuss adult topics in our special way

Posted: 03 May 2011, 1:27 pm 

Replies: 83
Views: 1,154


Who didn't expect the new Fast & Furious movie to be a piece of crap? Why do they keep f***ing making those!? Ok but watching Vin Disel and the Rock throw down was kind of sexy. Hmm... I may have to watch it after all. Not sure I'll be able to keep my sarcastic comments to myself, though. lol a...
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