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Snowy Owl
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16 Oct 2023, 10:04 am

"Who are you, have I joined a cult?"
"I like the dead bees on the windowsill!"
"Look at his face! I bet the Cornflakes tried to crawl out his bowl!"
"The wiggle of Judas"
"Tell her to stop... or we'll cut the breaks on her Stairmaster."
"And wantonly sprayed blood from your head across the shop?"
"He looks like a horse, in a man costume!"


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"You know, I have a doctor friend I think can help you."
EDWARD
"Really? I'd like to meet him."


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18 Oct 2023, 3:46 am

Broadsword calling Danny boy


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Another man's freedom fighter, one man's terrorist is - Yoda (probably)


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Snowy Owl
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18 Oct 2023, 10:24 am

"Six seasons and a movie"
"Troy and Abed in the morning!"
"Street's ahead."
"Pop! Pop!"
"Set phasers to love me!"
"Cool, cool, cool"


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"You know, I have a doctor friend I think can help you."
EDWARD
"Really? I'd like to meet him."


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18 Oct 2023, 11:59 am

Quando, Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi.


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When diagnosed I bought champagne!
I finally knew why people were strange.


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18 Oct 2023, 12:16 pm

Hey, Adora~


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My god. jelly donuts are so scary.


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Snowy Owl
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18 Oct 2023, 2:26 pm

Hello Newman
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
No soup for you!
Sponge worthy
What's the deal with politics?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
A Festivus for the rest of us.
Yada, yada, yada
Anti-dentite.
Serenity Now!
Summer of George
Master of your domain
It's a show about nothing.
The Jerk Store called...


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MAN
"You know, I have a doctor friend I think can help you."
EDWARD
"Really? I'd like to meet him."


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18 Oct 2023, 8:39 pm

Always keep your bowler on in time of stress, and watch out for diabolical masterminds.


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When diagnosed I bought champagne!
I finally knew why people were strange.


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Snowy Owl
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19 Oct 2023, 10:04 am

If you thought I couldn't chew my way through duct tape, you don't know me as well as you think.



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19 Oct 2023, 10:09 am

Here's a SMART one from the '60s: Missed it by THAT much.


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When diagnosed I bought champagne!
I finally knew why people were strange.


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19 Oct 2023, 11:35 am

Double Retired wrote:
Quando, Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi.

And keep your stick on the ice!


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Yes. That one!
"What a long strange trip it's been" - from Truckin' by the Grateful Dead


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Snowy Owl
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20 Oct 2023, 11:27 am

Green is not a creative color.


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MAN
"You know, I have a doctor friend I think can help you."
EDWARD
"Really? I'd like to meet him."


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20 Oct 2023, 6:39 pm

Caustic caramel creme, horrific hazelnut, mutating marshmallow, or antidote?


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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.

If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.

I will not apologize for being me.


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22 Oct 2023, 2:11 pm

Hmmm, no sir, I don't like it.


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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.

If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.

I will not apologize for being me.


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22 Oct 2023, 11:22 pm

He is Ollie, you are Sven.


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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.

If my darkness or eccentricness offends you, I don't really care.

I will not apologize for being me.


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23 Oct 2023, 6:49 am

"Here's your receipt."


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My god. jelly donuts are so scary.


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Snowy Owl
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23 Oct 2023, 7:28 am

I was just in the middle of torturing William Shakespeare by describing the plot of Entourage.