Same professor, one is a thing he did others are well, interesting
1) It was a thursday night. Our faculty had a braai/brabeque, whatever other people call it. My class was ariting a test the next day. Now we have 2 groups, the english and Afrikaans group. The Afrikaans group wrote first period at 7:30, we wrote later at 8:30. The Afrikaans guys decided that if they get him drunk enough, tired enough then he would be too sick to come to class and we would not have to write the exam
They took him out to hatfield, the local student hangout place. To cut a long story short, they drank, they quit at 4 in the morning, and he was still going strong, and they wrote the test.
2) A group of students decide if no-one comes to class then they can't have class and then they won't have to ... whatever. Did the plan, next lesson Grimsehl, that is the professor, startet talking about things none of them understood. One brave soul then asked/ told the professor, " Sir we have no-idea what you are talking about".
He looked over at them and said "Why not, I explained it so beautifully yesterday"
3) Propably my all time favorite
Student: Sir will we get this sheet
Grim : No
Student: Sir, will we get this piece of information
Grim: No
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Student: Sir, will you give us thid in the exam
Grim: i am glad you asked that, No
4) Please take not of the following :
No-one has not followed on what he has said, yet