You can have a partner in Heaven-and Have Sex there!! !

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If all you're worried about in an afterlife is sex, then you're a sad individual who does not deserve eternity.

I'm Agnostic, but I think there's probably some form of God and post-life Karma. Either way, I wasn't planning on getting married in this life, so I don't hink there'd be anyone for mem in Heaven.

This thread makes great sense to me.

I was sort of thinking that Heaven would be the afterlife's equivalent of Oceania from George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four. In that case, any sexual activity must be done in the name of Big Broth-- I mean, God.

If you take a good long look at the OP (and also the other stuff that added on to in this thread) it really makes a lot of good sense as in the Bible God puts all kinds of stuff right for people.

Although it sometimes happens on Earth and other times it happens in Heaven everything get put right in the end.

In fact I've believed in this kind of stuff ever since I was a little girl because my family are (for the most part) Christians, and one time when I was at a wedding as a bridesmaid when I was 13, I can remember getting quite upset as I was told that most people with AS don't marry!

As getting married to a nice man and having kids were always two of my lifelong dreams (I'm quite an old fashioned and girlie girl you see )

Happily I was wrong as I was told about a book by Emanuel Swedenborg that said just the kind of things that 'boosterjones' was saying, I can still remember the night afterwards when I prayed to God that I'd marry some day, even if it was only going to happen in Heaven. Then I was happy and so I did not worry about any more.

Now I'm engaged and we are planning to have kids when we feel that the time is right. However even if this didn't happen before I got old and died it would still happen for me, as God would only want me to be happy.

Also as well as the fact that everyone will love each other, all the women be very, very beautiful and all men would be very handsome, so it would be a pity for it all to go to waste by us staying single won't it?

I think that this guy (as I can see from the posts he seems to be one) was only trying too make others feel better by telling them not to worry.

Ta Now

The Muslims have the best deal of all. 72 dark eyed virgins who remain virgins even after being endlessly penetrated by the dead faithful.

ruveyn

Your logic is flawed. Need I remind you that Hitler got the idea to commit genocide from the Bible. And if you've read genesis you might see why. Thats a pretty racist book! The Bible 'new testiment' itself was created by the roman empire as a way to control the faiths into one faith. While many of the stories were revered at the time, many were left out or altered to suit purpose. There is now proof to suggest Mary Magdelene was actually jesus's lover and not mother. However at the time a new god emerged name Isis which sported women who won't have sex and wear white. Under law all Isis temples were converted to Mary temples. Well I could poke holes in the bible all day as could anyone else. The bottom line. It can be interpreted in almost anyway possible but it doesn't make it true.

What makes you think you are GOING to heaven?

The Bible seems to have two conflicting theories:

(a) You die and go to heaven (or hell).

(b) You die and sleep in your grave until Judgment and Resurrection day. Then you climb out of your grave to be judged.
After that you either go to hell or you get a nice new immortal physical body and live on the remade Earth where the lions will lie down with the lambs.

If the second theory is true then it is going to be pretty darn crowded down here and what are the lions supposed to eat? Grass?

They will most likely eat grass and straw (as that's what it's says in the Bible anyway)

The 'new Earth' will be a much bigger planet that the one we are on now.

I know that it's sounds really weard but that's what it says.

God will hipnosise all the meat eating Animals not to eat meat as it involves killing others.

Sex (within marriage) is NOT a sin and so God is ok with it.

Rapeing a woman (or man) does not count!

The whole reason why God will give all of whom who wish to have a partner in the 'next world' (or sometimes this one) is becouse (and must I tell all of you tis again) if He did not give EVERYONE (who gets there) then it would not be Heaven, as everyone will be unhappy and they'll be all kinds of evil going on as everyone will be doing it out of fusration!

And lets face it most of us here have at times 'lashed out' (and the like) due to us not getting what we want.

We'll be living there for all time so God really has no onther opstion, in fact as He loves us, He'll do it becouse (believe it or not) He cares!

Yes you are right that there is no way to prove all this (one way or the other) and the some so called 'Christsions' have done evil things due to becouse they beileved that they would please God.

Happily they will be in Hell after the Last Judgement!

The only reason why some of you don't agree with me on this is becouse those people are not Chiristions or of another Fath.

Don't fret though as I'm not mad at you, as far as I'm consuered you are only mistaken and not in any way evil.

Even if I was wrong I'd still die happy and I'd not know any different, if I'm right however then it would be a happy day for us all.

Most of the human race are not 'belevers' as we can not see God (and/or the like) for ourselves, however whenever someone dies God sends a telpatic message to you that makes you think that He is standing right in front of you. (This is not God trying to trick you as in the last moments of life, the brain cannot tell illsiosion from realtay, also He still would have been the one to send the message so that means that it is no different from you getting sent a phone call.)

Also you aren't forced into marriage, as noth parties will both have been 'made for each other' (to use the term) and will just want to be together.

I hope this makes things a little clearer to you all

Goodbye Till next Time