Joined: 16 Aug 2007 Age: 65 Gender: Male Posts: 9,402
29 Jan 2012, 10:28 am
Absalom seems like he would have been fun.
2 Samuel 16 wrote:
they spread Absalom a tent upon the top of the house; and Absalom went in unto his father's concubines in the sight of all Israel.
Absalom's father, David, did have quite a lot of concubines. It would have been fun at least to watch. Although, if he is on a roof-top, I wonder how much anyone would be able to see? An ampitheatre would have been a better venue.
Joined: 16 Aug 2007 Age: 65 Gender: Male Posts: 9,402
29 Jan 2012, 12:10 pm
Some of the ladies might prefer Onan, as being the first (and only) Biblical character to practise contraception. With anyone else, you'd be getting a creampie.
Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 3,380
29 Jan 2012, 4:01 pm
Judas.
_________________ A shot gun blast into the face of deceit
You'll gain your just reward.
We'll not rest until the purge is complete
You will reap what you've sown.
Joined: 16 Aug 2007 Age: 65 Gender: Male Posts: 9,402
30 Jan 2012, 9:26 am
So far, Jesus is in the lead. With his talent for healing, he would be a useful acquaintance, if you were ever sick, and especially if you couldn't afford a doctor or emergency room.
As for selling all of my goods to give the money to the poor: I'm already poor enough. The top one-percenters should do that.