Giftorcurse wrote:
Godzilla.
Aside from the fact that he's not a U.S. citizen, there is the issue of what he stands for...
CNN: Mr. Zilla, what is your position on abortion?
GZ:
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAWWWW!
CNN: I see ... how about Obamacare?
GZ:
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAWWWW!
CNN: ... teaching creationism in public schools?
GZ:
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAWWWW!
CNN: ... taxing the wealthy?
GZ:
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAWWWW!
CNN: ... One last question, Mr. Zilla. There is some concern among your constituents regarding your activities in Tokyo back in 1954; would you care to comment?
GZ:
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAWWWW!
CNN: Thank you, Mr. Zilla. Back to you in the studio!
CNN (Studio): There you have it! A candidate of few words, but strong opinions.
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