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20 Oct 2023, 7:00 am

Jesus compares a Canaanite woman to a dog although he still dispels her daughter's demon, so that's nice.

Matthew 15:22-28 Just then a Canaanite woman from that region came out and started shouting, ‘Have mercy on me, Lord, Son of David; my daughter is tormented by a demon.’ 23 But he did not answer her at all. And his disciples came and urged him, saying, ‘Send her away, for she keeps shouting after us.’ 24 He answered, ‘I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.’ 25 But she came and knelt before him, saying, ‘Lord, help me.’ 26 He answered, ‘It is not fair to take the children’s food and throw it to the dogs.’ 27 She said, ‘Yes, Lord, yet even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their masters’ table.’ 28 Then Jesus answered her, ‘Woman, great is your faith! Let it be done for you as you wish.’ And her daughter was healed instantly.


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20 Oct 2023, 12:57 pm

Just for fun.
There is only one God.
Godzilla.
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20 Oct 2023, 1:02 pm

:lol:

Godzilla would win within seconds.


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20 Oct 2023, 1:07 pm

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20 Oct 2023, 1:57 pm

Psalms 139:22 is my favorite.

"I hate them with perfect hatred. I count them mine enemies "

Makes me wanna play Doom.


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20 Oct 2023, 3:36 pm

^ That is pretty good.

Here's a horrific passage about killing babies at Exodus 11:4-7, 12:29-30

4 Moses said, “Thus says the Lord, ‘About midnight I will go out through Egypt. 5 Every firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the firstborn of Pharaoh who sits on his throne to the firstborn of the female slave who is behind the handmill and all the firstborn of the livestock. 6 Then there will be a loud cry throughout the whole land of Egypt, such as has never been or will ever be again. 7 But not a dog shall growl at any of the Israelites—not at people, not at animals—so that you may know that the Lord makes a distinction between Egypt and Israel.’

29 At midnight the Lord struck down all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh who sat on his throne to the firstborn of the prisoner who was in the dungeon and all the firstborn of the livestock. 30 Pharaoh arose in the night, he and all his officials and all the Egyptians, and there was a loud cry in Egypt, for there was not a house without someone dead.

Yeah, I really want to worship this god. :roll: I don't know what his problem is with babies. I adore them except when they keep me up all night.


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20 Oct 2023, 3:58 pm

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Wait, what - so someone's made "Jesus" a trademark? 8O


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20 Oct 2023, 4:23 pm

If the Bible were more "user friendly" to the average modern reader, and more folks actually read it then...BOTH the Woke Left and the religious Right would ban together cancel it and take off the shelves in a heart beat.

Mr. Lot (mentioned above)...after they flee to a cave after the destruction of Sodom and Gomarah...his daughters get him drunk, and then in effect...rape him! The elder daughter takes he lead...mounts dad cowgirl style without him knowing. The next night they get him drunk again, and the younger daughter does it the next night. Hawt taboo kinky stuff!

After the destruction of the two cities the daughters thought that they were the only people left on earth...so had to do the rape-incest to keep the human race going.



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20 Oct 2023, 4:53 pm

^ Yeah, I posted that one already. It's an origin story about how the Ammonite and Moabite tribes came into being, but it's SO messed up.

I think most people just know a couple of nice scriptures and that's it. Then they think that's what the Bible is mostly like. In my opinion, unpleasantness in the Bible far outweighs the good bits. It's not even like we're picking on just a couple of scriptures that have been taken out-of-context or have been warped in any way. Even Jesus is problematic although not as bad as most characters.

I agree with Richard Dawkins: “The God of the Old Testament [i.e. the Abrahamic God] is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”


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20 Oct 2023, 5:22 pm

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20 Oct 2023, 5:40 pm



Still Fresh; God Yes Spoiled,

Rotten And

Genocidal;'

The Same 'God'

That/Who Authorizes

Genocide of the opposing
Tribe in Numbers 31

Does in the

Songs of Psalms too;

Psalm 137:9

"Happy the one who takes and dashes

Your little ones against the rock!"

i Guess The Only Saving Grace, Besides
Killing Children With Rocks is 'at Least'

In Psalm Songs 'God' Doesn't Authorize the 'Booty' of 32,000
Close to Puberty Girl Virgins to Moses; YUCK, For Sex Slaves of

Raping Pleasure As Spoils of Genocidal Tribal Wars in Numbers 31;

True, Almost Any Unspeakable Horror; Nightmares Brought

To Fruition Could be, and Have Been, and Still Are Justified By

An Iron/Bronze Age Book And 'The Other One' From the 7th Century True too;

Of Course, One Derived

From the Other Housed

in Desert Scarcity, Where

Even Water May Not Be Abundant;

What You See Is What You Get; God's of

Scarcity; God's Supporting Genocidal Wars;

Similar God Dam God's That Are Still in Charge

All Over
the World;
Sadly Still,
Living in an Iron/Bronze
Age of Genocidal Wars;

Justification Clear As Fool's Gold;

Hmm, Yet What Could Be Worse Than Genocidal Wars;

True That Was Not Evil Enough; This God of Demagogues

Is No Ordinary 'Orange Trump God;' This God Suggests It is

Supernaturally Evil With the Power to Torture Folks Forever;

If They Don't

Believe; If They

Don't Believe; If They
Don't Get on Bended Knee
And Worship This Supernatural

Version of A Super Evil SuperNatural 'TRumP God;'

Yawn, Of Course Ghost Authors Similar to Trump Wanting

Full Subjugation, Mastery and Control Over 'Minions,' Obviously Made

The Ruse Up by Story; Just Another 'Snake Oil Salesperson on the Road to Damascus;'

'Good Cop Bad God,' Suggesting Turn the Other Cheek, Love The Enemy As Any All Loving

Gracious Merciful Otherwise 'God is LoVE iN Peace' God Might Do in Matthew in A 'Sermon on

A Mount,' Except By the End of the Matthew Chapter, The Supernatural 'Mango Trump God'

Replaces the God of Love
And Mercy All Forgiving

And Gracious; Changing Once
Loyal Do-Gooding Sheep to Goats

(Who Didn't Feed and Clothe the
Folks at the 'Southern Border' then too)

Burning them, Torturing Them Forever
That Puts 'Hannibal the Cannibal' to Shame
in Evil Acts of the 'Silence of the Lambs' of Halloween

Style Forever
Horror For Real;

Yet of Course, Only

For Those Who Bite the Bait,

Swallow the Whole God Dammed

Hook, Line, And Sinker Lie Straight to Hell only Now And Then;

MEANwhile, ALL OVeR The World; Folks Are Still Waiting For This

Evil God Of Forever Torture to Come Back to Life Like A Statue At the Bottom

Of The Ocean (Godzillallahjesus) to Destroy Opposing Enemies of Both God Dammed 'Sides;'

Yep, Half the World,

in General,

Waiting For the

World to End in Unspeakable

Genocide Forever And Ever 'Devil God' Amen...

Oh Dear Lord, What Happened to Love Your Enemy;

Oh Dear Lord, Biggest Lies Ever Still Believed By the
'Minion Series of Movies Come Alive,' Failing to 'Turn The Other Cheek'

Again;

Again;

And Again; etc; et al...

Yet of Course We May See Those
God Dammed Books Just Reveal

The Truth of the Nightmares Humans

Bring to Fruition For Real; At Least One, Also Lends Light

to a Little Lamb of LoVE iN Peace Like a Cherry on Top oF All the Other CR8P;

YeT Ain't it True; The Entire Human World Isn't Evil; THere Are Kind People Wherever The

Human Species

Roams,

Roars,

And Still Kills;

Yep, 'People Are Alike' and Different ALL OVeR;

This is the Condition of the Human Condition;

Same God Dammed Condition in Millennials Before;

Scarcity Breeds Tribal God's; And Ironically Too Much Abundance

Breeds a 'Promised Land' That Uses 40 Percent of the Earth's Human Resources

By 4 Percent of the Human Species on Earth; Where Over 50 Percent of Folks Making

Even Over 6 Figures Live Pay-Check to Pay-Check; Where Humans to the Horror of Once

Free Range Stone Age Humans, Stay in Caves As Small as 6 Inch Screens Frozen Beyond

The Horizons

of Nature's

Potentials For
Bringing Beautiful
Colors of Warmth to
Each Other in Real Flesh and Blood;

Just Another 'Twilight Zone Series Clip;'

Overall Again; It's Like My Wife Said today

Going to Her Doctor's Appointment to Get a Cortisone
Shot In Her Butt For Back Pain; A Rooster Got Free Range Loose Out of

A Household Yard Pen On the Way; She Called Him Harold And She Said Harriet

The Hen is Calling Out to Him From 'The Pen' Let us Out of Here; Adding This Part Now;
'The Book' 'To

Serve Chicken'

Is Actually

A Cook Book;

Indeed 'They' Want More Than Just Our 'Eggs...'

And This is the Power of Story DarK Thru LiGHT; my Only Suggestion

is, Write You Own God Dammed Story; It Can't Be Much More Evil than Those Current ones for real...

In Fact, it Might Bring Heaven Within on Earth to Ya in a Real Way of Endless Meditative FLoWinG Bliss
Like the 'Tao Te Ching;'

'Tao Beyond

All Names;'

A Better

Way Than

Naming Nature

An Idol God And

Separating From the Rest of Nature in Sordid Evil Acts;

And Falling, Falling, into A Deep Abyss of Life For Real Now;

Yes into the
Depths of

Living Dead;

The Nightmare

Version of What
Humans Are Capable
of Bringing to Halloween;
The Truly Evil Version Year All Around...

Meh That's Life; Sort through ALL the Grains of Wheat

And Leave ALL the Chaff Behind And Blend in, in 'Rome'

Best Ya can and

Will to Really Survive and Thrive;

'Twas A Dark And Stormy Night;' 'A Dog's Life' Indeed It is; Yet

i'm Not Depending on Someone Else to Write my Story With SMiLes...

MEANwhile, the 'Writer's Strike' Continues for 2,000 Years in Dead Books...

Meanwhile Where
Is 'Rod Serling'

When We

Need Him Most Again
Out of 'Night Gallery,'
'The DarK Side' For Real at Best..:)



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20 Oct 2023, 6:14 pm

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Nonsense - how can anybody submit to an entity that never says anything?



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20 Oct 2023, 6:34 pm

^People are tired off hearing all that religious mumbo-jumbo.They want a strong silent deity.


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20 Oct 2023, 6:44 pm

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^People are tired off hearing all that religious mumbo-jumbo.They want a strong silent deity.

I'd prefer one that's strong, silent, and sexy. None of the gods I've been around had enough sex appeal.


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20 Oct 2023, 7:16 pm

Shiva, and he approves of pot.
https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandso ... -followers

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