Tiger Woods Crash and Affairs

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03 Dec 2009, 5:52 pm

Did the car crash and the affairs with women have anything to do with each other?

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03 Dec 2009, 6:19 pm

I guess you could say that the affairs with women were a "crashing" of morality? Of the soul? Something that can be more devastating to a man than any physical trauma.

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04 Dec 2009, 12:52 am

Here’s a funny story:

My wife wouldn’t know Tiger Woods if he fell on her head and for that matter the only way I know him is because I’m a news junkie. Although I must admit the news this past decade has been like drinking watered-down milk due to all the cable channels taking away viewers and advertising money not to mention the fact that the average person is more of an air head than ever. So I pulled-up photos of Tiger Wood’s mistress and his wife side by side on the computer. Then I went to my wife and explained to her who Tiger Woods is and showed her the photos. I told my wife that one of the women was his wife and the other was his mistress and to guess which was which. Guess who she picked? When I told her she picked the wrong person she was shocked. “Men” she said disparagingly. No I mumbled NTs.

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04 Dec 2009, 10:50 am

Apparently Tiger erred with his putts. He played his iron on the wrong hole.

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04 Dec 2009, 11:25 am

in asia, tigers are slaughtered for their penises.

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04 Dec 2009, 1:50 pm

b9 wrote:

in asia, tigers are slaughtered for their penises.

I have a tiger penis on my mantelpiece. It looks nice next to the starfish penis. Kind of a "stars and stripes" theme.

edit a few seconds later:

Oh, wait. I just got it. Tiger as in "Tiger Woods."

Oh, now I got the Woods part, too. Heh heh.

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04 Dec 2009, 5:20 pm

jc6chan wrote:

Did the car crash and the affairs with women have anything to do with each other?

Actually yes, He was chasing the GF with the tape recording when he realized that his wife was chasing him...
What a shame, poor guy, his driving has always got him in trouble.
Just prior to crashing into a fire hydrant and a tree,
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Perhaps He should of used a driver …
Or stuck with the hole in one game.

UPDATE: Latest Press Release from the Wife

"We Can Work It Out"

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05 Dec 2009, 2:57 pm

"Hi, i'm Tiger Woods. I have a very successful golf career, more money then I know what to do with and a smoking hot wife.

I think I will screw around with other women on her." :roll: :roll: :roll:

Dummy I have no sympathy.

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05 Dec 2009, 5:24 pm

KenM wrote:

"Hi, i'm Tiger Woods. I have a very successful golf career, more money then I know what to do with and a smoking hot wife.

I think I will screw around with other women on her." :roll:

Dummy I have no sympathy.

for once we agree

I thought Hugh Grant was an idiot when he cheated on Liz Hurley with that ugly transvestite :eew:

but Woods beats him. he really deserves nothing good, ever.

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11 Dec 2009, 8:31 pm

Didn't Tiger's Dad die a short time beforehand? Did his Womanizing start beforehand?

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11 Dec 2009, 9:55 pm

Ahaseurus2000 wrote:

Didn't Tiger's Dad die a short time beforehand? Did his Womanizing start beforehand?

I belive his dad died before he was married.

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13 Dec 2009, 6:47 am

Why is what this man does such a big deal?

Years ago if someone said "The Beatles, the Rolling Stones and other pop groups have orgies in their hotel rooms every night" the answer would be "so what?"

If someone had said "Errol Flinn has slept with half the women in Hollywood the answer would be "so what"?

Tiger Woods is a young hansom rich golfer.

If he wants to bang cocktail waitresses I am sure that it is none of my business. I don't even care about golf for that matter.

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14 Dec 2009, 5:43 am

I'm sick of hearing about him.

I mean it was wrong that he cheated on his wife but at the same time it doesn't need to be splashed all over the newspapers.

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14 Dec 2009, 10:21 am

Wombat wrote:

A bit long for a mantra, but still true enough to warrant a repeat.

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14 Dec 2009, 12:12 pm

Please explain to me why I should even care about any of this.

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16 Dec 2009, 8:13 pm

Ahhh, the sanctity of marriage. :lol:

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