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BraveMurderDay
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04 Mar 2011, 11:02 pm

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow This is inspiring.. I wish this man well.



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05 Mar 2011, 10:42 am

BraveMurderDay wrote:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow This is inspiring.. I wish this man well.


Strange bedfellows topic

A partial list of other marriagable items:

bridges
cats
self
fridges
rollercoasters
corpses
statues
avatars


Humans are the most imaginative of species. :wink:


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05 Mar 2011, 11:29 am

I read an article of some man marrying his cow


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05 Mar 2011, 11:49 am

jojobean wrote:
I read an article of some man marrying his cow


How now topic

A partial list of marriagable items:

bridges
cats
self
fridges
rollercoasters
corpses
statues
avatars
...
cows (of all colours)
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05 Mar 2011, 7:10 pm

And I thought my wife was weird for her masturbatory interests in her pillows and stuffed animals. :?
But I love her anyway.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer



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05 Mar 2011, 8:56 pm

I am in favor of any two, consenting adults who so choose being able to marry, but come on! The institution of marriage should be treated with a bit more dignity.



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05 Mar 2011, 9:36 pm

SHAM marriage topic

I suppose two consenting adult pillows tying the knot would be even more newsworthy. :wink:


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05 Mar 2011, 9:46 pm

sartresue wrote:
SHAM marriage topic


Nice. :)


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06 Mar 2011, 8:54 pm

I've seen the video - the guy OWNS it too! More power to him.



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06 Mar 2011, 9:44 pm

i'd marry my fleshlight, but i can't find a ring big enough.



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07 Mar 2011, 3:14 am

Did this Korean consummate the marriage?

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07 Mar 2011, 6:18 am

This thread reminds me of my favourite Father Ted clip, I loves my brick! Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZySS8vJsyRE



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07 Mar 2011, 1:12 pm

MotherKnowsBest wrote:
This thread reminds me of my favourite Father Ted clip, I loves my brick! Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZySS8vJsyRE


"I love my brick!! !! !! !!"

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer



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07 Mar 2011, 2:19 pm

A CASE in point topic

What is a SHAM?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 324AAscuGx

:P


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17 Mar 2011, 4:57 am

I want to marry my drum sticks. :D


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17 Mar 2011, 6:24 pm

There is a woman in Sweden who was married to the Berlin Wall back in its heyday...Now she is in love with Guillotines 8O
http://dalje.com/tv/en/index.php?id=5067r08048a9c5630


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