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Trigger11
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27 Nov 2007, 4:36 pm

The guy with the gun.

Why do people insist on small talk?

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27 Nov 2007, 5:13 pm

Trigger11 wrote:

The guy with the gun.

Why do people insist on small talk?

Because large talk won't fit in the conversation bubbles.

How many needles are in that haystack?

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27 Nov 2007, 5:59 pm

"How many needles are in that haystack?"

Why don't you go and count them?

Noses are made for smelling,
And feet for running...
Why do noses run,
And feet smell?

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27 Nov 2007, 6:08 pm

richie wrote:

"How many needles are in that haystack?"

Why don't you go and count them?

because I'm an aspie...

what's blowing in the wind?

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27 Nov 2007, 7:28 pm

Nothing, we're indoors.

Why arnt i sleepy yet?

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27 Nov 2007, 8:00 pm

Because your awake.

Why is the sky blue?

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27 Nov 2007, 8:05 pm

Because, it likes to "blow" people.

Why do goths wear black.

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27 Nov 2007, 8:12 pm

did i forget to ansewer the above question?

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27 Nov 2007, 8:13 pm

Perhaps?

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27 Nov 2007, 9:49 pm

you missed 2 questions

whats black and white and red all over?

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28 Nov 2007, 6:08 am

a sunburnt nun

what time is it?

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28 Nov 2007, 7:32 am

The time is the same as it was yesterday at this time.

Did the queen of hearts take steroids?

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28 Nov 2007, 8:47 am

McCartney wrote:

Is WrongPlanet.net located on Mars?

I think its near Uranus

Why is a duck?

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28 Nov 2007, 10:00 am

Because it is.

Why does Bert have more fingers than Ernie?

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28 Nov 2007, 11:15 am

Because, he likes to give the finger.

Why do things fall?

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28 Nov 2007, 11:16 am

because there is nothing underneath them.

When did the universe originate?

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