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yes they do but change their minds five secords later because they forget what they wanted in the last 5 secords.

Why does the television need a little red light to show it is off?

because the people making them were all out of blue

why do cats lack bellybuttons

Because wuth all their grooming, they lick them smooth and into nonexoistence.

What joy do bullies get out of making other people miserable?

Because it proves their superiority.

Why do dogs and cats turn around 3 times before going to sleep?

because they aren't tired, so they get dizzy and disoriented and pass out.

why is a hat called a hat?

Little known fact: Hats were going to be called ertyuuisdrtgddsirtaltysis, but they scraped it, because it was too long, and noone could pronouce it.

Why is blue so... Blue?

cause it ran out of zoloft.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

because if it were any other color it would not be blue


why do geese fly in a V shape

mistaked post.

cause thats how they spell. thy don't have hands to hold pencils

Why don't dogs and cats have a belly button?[/quote]

Because cats and dogs don't need lint because cannivores

Do tigers cook thier own poo?

Timelady

yes they do, in some parts of the world it is considered a delicacy

why can't a leapard change it's spots?

Because they were drawn on with permanent marker.

Why do you wake up after a nightmare?

Well you wouldn't want to wake up in front of a night mare. You'ld get run over.

Is the moon made of cheese?

no, butter

why do some animals have stipes and other have spots

Because loud plaids can look tacky. We say bless you when someone sneezes. Why don't we do that when someone throws up? They are in much worse distress.