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09 Jul 2006, 2:41 pm

Because clouds love eachother.

Why do some men dislike asking for directions?


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09 Jul 2006, 2:43 pm

because they know the directions.... people just keep changing the roads around."


why does 5 come before 6



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09 Jul 2006, 6:53 pm

because 6 already came with 9 and wasn't realy in the mood anyways.

Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway??


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10 Jul 2006, 4:39 am

Well, you can't drive on a driveway because of all the park cars, and if you park on a parkway you'd be droven away.

Why do fools fall in love?



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10 Jul 2006, 6:32 am

to make more fools.

where does the sun go at night



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10 Jul 2006, 2:52 pm

the sun lives in China, it goes there to recharge.

Why do they call them Apartments if they're all together? Should'nt they be called Togetherments??


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10 Jul 2006, 2:57 pm

if they where called togetherments they would be apart

why don't fish blink



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10 Jul 2006, 7:08 pm

They do when we're not watching.


If God made matter and energy, who made God?



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10 Jul 2006, 9:35 pm

Angus Young from AC/DC, that's whay they made the albumn "Who Made Who"

If you ate some pasta and then some antipasto, would you still be hungry??


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11 Jul 2006, 7:47 am

no you would explode o_O....

who makes the grass green



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11 Jul 2006, 2:25 pm

The dal'rok makes the grass green.

It's really white but it comes along in the dead of night and paints it green.



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11 Jul 2006, 2:27 pm

Ummm , you're supposed to put up another question.



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11 Jul 2006, 2:47 pm

Ooops yeh.


Why are all the similes yellow?



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11 Jul 2006, 5:10 pm

sigholdaccountlost wrote:
Why are all the similes yellow?

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why do people really wear hats and visors



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11 Jul 2006, 5:36 pm

To protect their thoughts from the mind-reading government satelites.

Oh God, I know too much. They're coming to get me, aren't they?


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11 Jul 2006, 5:37 pm

yes they are... they are coming for all of us..

my question

who is coming?