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28 Nov 2007, 12:10 pm

When the Big Bang took place.

Am I over the demise of the Routemaster, yet?

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Who wants to adopt a Sweet Pea?

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28 Nov 2007, 2:09 pm

No!

Will Naruto become the fifth Hokage?

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28 Nov 2007, 5:15 pm

um... sure.

Why did the Canes change the name of the Ibis from Icky to Sebastian???

(I refuse to acknowledge Seb and I still call him Icky)

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29 Nov 2007, 2:51 pm

Because he's crabby (and lives under the sea).

Where is the fountain of eternal youth?

caffeine_demon
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29 Nov 2007, 5:35 pm

just over there...

who ate all the pies?

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29 Nov 2007, 7:09 pm

The person whose stomach they're all in.

Why did the bird sing?

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29 Nov 2007, 10:53 pm

Because it cant whistle.

What go's up?

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29 Nov 2007, 11:18 pm

The go that isn't down.

Where is the West Pole?

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30 Nov 2007, 5:55 am

Well I actually know a funny story about that... (Goes on a forty hour long diatribe) ...and that's why the metal in the USA contributed to the Pirates falling birth rates which caused the inevitable decline in Poles being produced.

Why is the next person to post posting after me?

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30 Nov 2007, 7:35 am

Because I'm trying to get 1000 posts.

Why does everyone want to try and increase their post count?

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30 Nov 2007, 8:03 am

Because there is a counter. If the posts weren't counted, it wouldn't be funny.

Why is it always so cold?

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30 Nov 2007, 11:00 am

Depends on what your definition of "it" is.

If there are 10^80 atoms in the universe and you tried to could each of them, how long would it take you?

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30 Nov 2007, 12:47 pm

If there are 10^80 atoms in the universe and you tried to could each of them, how long would it take you?

Ask the guy who figured that out!

Why do I not know any drinks that are colored grey?

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30 Nov 2007, 12:51 pm

Have you tried Fresca? Grapefruit sodas aren't that popular.

Is something that is perfect complete? Is something that is optimum best?

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30 Nov 2007, 1:38 pm

The best completion is perfectly optimum.

So, is an imperfect thing incomplete? Can the worst thing be further devalued?

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30 Nov 2007, 6:18 pm

erase

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