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23 Jul 2010, 11:22 pm

No that's cuz Bugs Bunny caused an explosion when he stopped Marvin the Martian from blowing up the earth.

Why are all my shirts even shirts I never wear starting to get really tight when I know I am not gaining weight :?:

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23 Jul 2010, 11:25 pm

[quote="nick007
Why are all my shirts even shirts I never wear starting to get really tight when I know I am not gaining weight :?: [/quote]

You shirts are on a diet..?

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23 Jul 2010, 11:34 pm

What use did humans have for trains if horses could gallop almost as quickly?

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23 Jul 2010, 11:38 pm

You can't use trains for glue. O.o

If you eat a pound of pasta, and a pound of antipasta, how much food did you eat?

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24 Jul 2010, 1:53 am

Two pounds worth of food. Something being anti anything doesn't necessarily mean it will get rid of the original.

Why is the sky blue?

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24 Jul 2010, 2:55 am

Because of Rayleigh atmospheric scattering of light according to wavelengths such that blue light behaves more like particles while red light behaves more like rays.

What would it be like if the planet Mars could be brought to orbit Earth?

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24 Jul 2010, 6:16 am

The earth would have a red glow all over it.

What would it be like if Pluto orbited the planet Earth?

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24 Jul 2010, 3:35 pm

Disney wold have a new headquarters & there be a new Disney World

Why am I posting here instead of getting off computer to get something to drink when I'm very thirsty :?:

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24 Jul 2010, 3:45 pm

Because if you left your seat a hoard of angry Klingons would conquer your desktop.

What would you do if everyone around you started speaking a foreign language that you didn't know, point their fingers at you, and laugh?

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24 Jul 2010, 3:47 pm

Huh? They already do!! !

Why are the men in white coats approaching me? :lol:

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26 Jul 2010, 12:17 am

Because: you escaped!! !

If one flew over the cuckoo's nest is not a good thing, then what happens when more than one fly over the cuckoo's nest?

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26 Jul 2010, 12:33 am

They get turned in to cuckoo-clocks

If a cow says "moo" & the duck says "quack"; What does the farmer say :?:

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26 Jul 2010, 12:36 am

Shut up!

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

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26 Jul 2010, 6:30 am

Yes, if sound is defined as longitudinal pressure waves, then a falling tree still makes a sound.

If a star turns into a black hole, does it still have a gravity well?

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26 Jul 2010, 6:58 am

Only when Billy is wearing a red shirt.

What is 12 multiplied by 4?

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26 Jul 2010, 8:13 am

48.

What are the factors of -1?

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