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23 Mar 2024, 12:21 pm

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I wonder if Mike Myers is even still alive.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Myers

He is. :D


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23 Mar 2024, 12:24 pm

Yes, Mike Myers is alive and swinging.


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23 Mar 2024, 4:06 pm

I got an exercise bike in an auction. I'm going to burn 200 calories a day.


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23 Mar 2024, 4:07 pm

i sometimes wonder if the Mandela Effect is really the Mandela Affect.



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23 Mar 2024, 4:08 pm

auntblabby wrote:
i sometimes wonder if the Mandela Effect is really the Mandela Affect.
and Aspiegaming, be very careful about that exorcise. ;)


Damn autocorrect!


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23 Mar 2024, 4:09 pm

What's the Mandela effect


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23 Mar 2024, 4:14 pm

auntblabby wrote:
i sometimes wonder if the Mandela Effect is really the Mandela Affect.


About the Mandela Effect. I like to believe a very spooky theory about parallel universes colliding with one another merging into one. All parallel universes next to ours contain slight changes. When they collide, the changes may either carry over or be erased like a real life retcon. A You from a parallel universe merges with You in this one and you don't even feel it, but you may contain memories from the other parallel universe resulting in confusion when you see slight changes in things you knew before like how you always thought the Berenstain Bears was BerenSTEIN Bears, or how you always thought Jif peanut butter used to be Jiffy peanut butter.


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23 Mar 2024, 4:16 pm

:lol: that's an interesting theory


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23 Mar 2024, 4:16 pm

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What's the Mandela effect


The Mandela Effect is the idea that false memories may exist making people remember things wrong. It's based on Nelson Mandela who died several years ago, but people remember reading news stories in the 1980s that he already died back then.


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23 Mar 2024, 4:20 pm

OK thank you.


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23 Mar 2024, 8:27 pm

It's 5 days untill I plan on giving up cigarette smoking. I'm hoping it goes well.



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23 Mar 2024, 9:52 pm

^^^good luck to you 8)



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23 Mar 2024, 10:14 pm

^^ thank you!



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23 Mar 2024, 10:21 pm

when i was in the army a lot of us hadda give it up cold-turkey, as they say here. the forced exercise was a good persuader.



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23 Mar 2024, 10:46 pm

Kayla b***h and Rolando penis had the nerve to treat me like a juvenile delinquent. Instead they should have treated me like a customer, s**t.

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Considering giving up drinking five liters of water a day, and long walks. 41 already senile. Exhausted all the time. Nobody is going to date my worthless corpse. Getting fat might not be that bad. Plenty of people are fat. "Life" goes on and on and on. And not enough litterboxes. Public urination, illegal and annoying lil dipshits have the nerve to bother me.

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24 Mar 2024, 11:02 am

Aren't faces brilliant


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