The woman in the white bikini

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She's sort of annoying. OK, so she's also sort of good-looking, but she's annoying. (No, I'm not thinking about having my breasts done, and will you please stop asking!)

But she's not half as annoying as the woman with the white suit and the basilisk stare on the BBC iPlayer website: BBC iPlayer - A to Z I just keep wanting to ask that smug-looking woman in the suit, "Why are you there? You're not the Mona Lisa! What do you know that I don't know? ... For God's sake, what do you want from me? I'll tell you anything, just stop staring at me like that! ... All right, all right, I'll pay my licence fee! Just don't put me in Room 101!"

What is it with these women in white? Are they like the men in black?

Just had to get that off my chest ... No, no, for the last time, I do not want my breasts done!

You can't stop watching her now, can you?

Bwahahahah!

You can tell that her boobs are fake. That's all that I have to say about boobs.

Hmm ... I think I see what you mean ... they're sort of round, like rocket nose cones.

Or, they're like an artificially pointy 1950s bra, pushing out under a tight sweater, except that these artificial creations are under the skin, not only under a sweater. [shudder]

Can't ... stop ... staring at them ... Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing here?

I haven't seen it... oh wait, I'm at the page... there is a picture of a lady in all-white... I only learned how to work iPlayer last week and ended up watching series 3 of Psychoville!

Um... what?

Where is this woman in the white bikini? Isn't she a bit chilly?

You're not seeing her on the left hand side of your screen? They beam different adverts to us, then. Either that, or I'm mad. It could be that. Or else you've got Adblock Plus (or equivalent) working better than I have. (It used to block everything for me, but I haven't even been trying to keep my old Windows 98SE and Firefox 2 installation up to date, and Adblock Plus no longer seems to block anything for me.) I see her all the time.

Waah, there go her boobs again! I want my Mummy!

Wish I could get the I player but I am here in the US Of A. Off topic why series why not seasons. Series makes it sound like they are whole new shows not just a new season. Also why such short seasons in England?

I got donuts

Firefox + AdBlock = Win.

Me + Windows 98SE + Firefox 2.0.0.20 + Adblock Plus 1.0.2 - energy - confidence to install Linux = Luser

This.

I'm not good with adverts. They make my brain go funny. Hence AdBlock wonderfulness.
Although these bikini women sound intriguing.

She reminds me of that immature blonde who used to be my friend until last year around this time.

Warheads?!? I LOVE warheads!! !

Damn you AdBlock Plus!