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22 Jan 2024, 10:24 am

Dr. John Wakefield was such a Sweet Pea.

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23 Jan 2024, 7:05 pm

Sinatra's hit "Strangers in the Night" is now the national anthem of the Sheikdom of Dubai.

Strictly speaking...you're supposed to stand at attention and salute when the song reaches the "Dubai Dubai Doooo" part.

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23 Jan 2024, 7:21 pm

I don't like to watch TV. I haven't watched TV in years.

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25 Jan 2024, 1:34 pm

I have an interview with a person in charge of hiring later today for potential employment as a TV journalist.

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26 Jan 2024, 12:08 am

I am immortal

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26 Jan 2024, 8:52 am

i have so much money

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26 Jan 2024, 3:29 pm

My favourite year is 1967 and I'm a hippie.

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26 Jan 2024, 11:26 pm

I am so thrilled by the thought of my body and mind falling completely apart in the next 20 years or so.

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26 Jan 2024, 11:30 pm

I won a Nobel Prize in Literature, based on my WP posts.
I think my limericks were the deciding factor.

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26 Jan 2024, 11:32 pm

Existence doesn't exist.

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27 Jan 2024, 3:43 pm

I get my underwear at a sex store.

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28 Jan 2024, 6:26 pm

I am the real Alex Plank.

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29 Jan 2024, 8:48 am

My real name is Crikey Blimey O'Reilly.

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29 Jan 2024, 6:25 pm

My real name is David.

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29 Jan 2024, 8:13 pm

I don't need oxygen to live.

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29 Jan 2024, 11:25 pm

I have a beautiful anus.

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